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[PARTY LOG!]

Jul 30, 2008 21:50

BACHELOR PARTY LOG

Past 7 pm on the night of the 30th of July, two days before his wedding, Mr. Dr. Edward Anthony Mason Cullen finds himself being abducted, against his will, by his stronger and far more obnoxious brother. One by the name of Emmett(nem) McCarty Cullen ( Read more... )

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[The Bottom of the Stairs] liquid_topaz July 31 2008, 03:23:03 UTC

A lovely view, filled with sights of the entire, loud club and a confetti bomb hidden conveniently above just so.

Re: [The Bottom of the Stairs] bearytasty July 31 2008, 04:25:47 UTC

Emmett was nothing but smiles as he heaved a suddenly grumpy Edward effortlessly over his shoulder to drag him up the stairs. "You don't get any say in this. At all. Ever. So shut up before you waste useless protests because I am not letting you down. Squirm all you want."

He laughed as the confetti bomb exploded overhead.

Re: [The Bottom of the Stairs] liquid_topaz July 31 2008, 04:34:11 UTC

"You can't be serious!" Edward protested as he felt himself heaved over Emmett's shoulder. This was ridiculous. He was being dragged to a bachelor party he hadn't ordained, on the shoulder of his younger brother, to an evening he wasn't sure he wanted to experience.

The least Emmett could have done was to let him walk by himself.

But, being Edward Cullen, the poor boy never had a chance. He realized this as a load of colored paper and sequins exploded over his head and covered both him and his kidnapper.

Re: [The Bottom of the Stairs] nicotine_patch July 31 2008, 04:37:32 UTC

It was probably ironic that Badou was the first one to see Edward, considering his- ahem- handicap.

"HERE COMES THE GROOM!" he whooped around his cigarette. Edward's behind made no reply. "HE'S LOOKING A LITTLE SHITFACED ALREADY."

Thread 30

[Present table] liquid_topaz July 31 2008, 03:24:22 UTC

If you give Edward any Special Gifts involving, but not limited to, defaced cravats, Britney Spears CDs, a copy of Wuthering Heights, or Things For Edward Cullen To Use On His Wedding Night, he can and will kill you.

Re: [Present table] nicotine_patch July 31 2008, 04:45:52 UTC

Badou was littering ash on all the presents in a panic. Haine had brought the gift, right? ...Right?

Re: [The Bottom of the Stairs] collaredstray July 31 2008, 04:51:11 UTC

Haine came up behind Badou (as he was sort of following him around like a puppydog). "What's wrong?" he asked, surveying the gifts.

Re: [The Bottom of the Stairs] nicotine_patch July 31 2008, 04:54:46 UTC

"Did you put ours on the pile already?" Badou asked nervously, unsurprised by his white shadow. "Did you bring ours? They can't start their life together without the rollerskates."

Thread 26

[The Bar] liquid_topaz July 31 2008, 03:26:02 UTC

The bartender is a happy, cheerful fellow who doesn't question the age of his drinkers and doesn't know why he's being asked to mix mysteriously red liquid with his collection of alcohol.

He also has food. Both dead and alive. Just ask if you want a little more jump to your meal. 8)

Re: [The Bar] nicotine_patch July 31 2008, 04:44:26 UTC

Badou peered suspiciously at the drink the bartender had cheerfully given him.

It didn't taste like a Shirley Temple. And he'd ordered a goddamned Fosters.

He was beginning to realise exactly why the bartender was so cheerful, and resolved to remind the man that sharing was caring later in the night.

Re: [The Bar] collaredstray July 31 2008, 04:57:03 UTC

Haine had grabbed a bottle of vodka from behind the bar. And was happily downing it. "Want some?" he asked Badou, holding out the bottle.

Re: [The Bar] nicotine_patch July 31 2008, 05:00:21 UTC

Sliding easily into a stool next to his BFF, the smoker held up the suspicious glass to Haine and frowned. "Doesn't this look a little.. thick?" He noticed the rate Haine was chugging the bottle, eye flicking at the crowd. "Bit much, huh? Go easy on that shit. You're gonna end up admitting your painfully embarassing crush on Emmett's calves."

Thread 128

[The Dance Floor] liquid_topaz July 31 2008, 03:27:38 UTC

Why is there a disco ball hanging above your head? No one quite knows. But at least there's no terrible pop or rap music blasting for the dancers. .... yet.

Re: [The Dance Floor] nicotine_patch July 31 2008, 05:06:56 UTC

Temporarily blinded by the glare of the disco ball, Badou uncerimoniously tripped over an unfortunately placed indoor plant, and went sprawling on the dance floor.

Re: [The Dance Floor] igaveudejavu July 31 2008, 05:17:10 UTC

Alice giggled on her way over to the bar and called out, "First one out on the dance floor? Emmett's gonna be pissed you stole that from him."

Re: [The Dance Floor] liquid_topaz July 31 2008, 05:17:22 UTC

Edward had managed to somehow break away from his overenthusiastic brother and, in his attempt to escape, found himself in the middle of the dance floor. Where there was a rather familiar redhead sprawled across the tiles.

He bent down on his knees, a curious look on his face.

"Badou?"

Thread 33

[The Bathroom] liquid_topaz July 31 2008, 03:27:58 UTC

If you do something in here. Edward does not want to know what. ♥

Re: [Outside] igaveudejavu August 1 2008, 04:53:23 UTC

Inside the bathroom was an ashtray with a neatly arrayed assortment of a few condoms - specifically left there with the intention of flustering the members of the Bachelorette Party that WEREN'T Cullens (or weren't YET).