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[PARTY LOG!]

Jul 30, 2008 21:50

BACHELOR PARTY LOG

Past 7 pm on the night of the 30th of July, two days before his wedding, Mr. Dr. Edward Anthony Mason Cullen finds himself being abducted, against his will, by his stronger and far more obnoxious brother. One by the name of Emmett(nem) McCarty Cullen ( Read more... )

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[Present table] liquid_topaz July 31 2008, 03:24:22 UTC

If you give Edward any Special Gifts involving, but not limited to, defaced cravats, Britney Spears CDs, a copy of Wuthering Heights, or Things For Edward Cullen To Use On His Wedding Night, he can and will kill you.

Re: [Present table] nicotine_patch July 31 2008, 04:45:52 UTC

Badou was littering ash on all the presents in a panic. Haine had brought the gift, right? ...Right?

Re: [The Bottom of the Stairs] collaredstray July 31 2008, 04:51:11 UTC

Haine came up behind Badou (as he was sort of following him around like a puppydog). "What's wrong?" he asked, surveying the gifts.

Re: [The Bottom of the Stairs] nicotine_patch July 31 2008, 04:54:46 UTC

"Did you put ours on the pile already?" Badou asked nervously, unsurprised by his white shadow. "Did you bring ours? They can't start their life together without the rollerskates."

Re: [Present Table] collaredstray July 31 2008, 05:16:52 UTC

"It's under that big box. I hid it because we wrapped it in newspaper and all the other boxes are prettier," Haine said, pointing. "And don't say what it is or think about it. Because Edward can read minds. And shit."

Re: [Present Table] nicotine_patch July 31 2008, 05:19:10 UTC

The high strung redhead visably relaxed, desisting in polluting the other gifts. "Thank fuck. I thought we forgot it." He grinned. "We should think about a gift we didn't get him all night to throw him off the scent. Like a six pronged vibrator or something."

Re: [Present Table] collaredstray July 31 2008, 05:30:53 UTC

"I wouldn't forget," Haine replied, "and I knew you were going to. So we're all set. And I guess I could think about a vibrator all night. If I must."

Re: [Present Table] nicotine_patch July 31 2008, 05:34:53 UTC

Badou laughed, scrunching his nose. "Just the vibrator. He doesn't need to know about how much you really love Patrick Swayze."

Re: [Present Table] collaredstray July 31 2008, 05:38:46 UTC

"I didn't say anything about Swayze!" Haine pouted.

Re: [Present Table] nicotine_patch July 31 2008, 05:40:48 UTC

"I could hear you thinking about his golden tresses and pointy little boots and I ain't even a mind-reader," confessed Badou, scarred hand over his heart. "Just trying to help you out, man."

Re: [Present Table] collaredstray July 31 2008, 05:47:02 UTC

Haine rolled his eyes. "I really regret this entire Swayze thing, you know."

Re: [Present Table] nicotine_patch July 31 2008, 06:00:56 UTC

"Don't care," chirped Badou, beaming. "Going to continue until you assissnate him, probably."

Re: [Present Table] collaredstray July 31 2008, 06:08:42 UTC

"He's dying from cancer, douche," said Haine, punching Badou in the arm, "that's in poor fucking taste, mon petit puce."

Re: [Present Table] nicotine_patch July 31 2008, 06:22:27 UTC

"Oh no will society look down on me?" crooned Badou, punching his friend back.

Re: [Present Table] collaredstray July 31 2008, 06:27:15 UTC

Haine laughed. "So what, are we going to spend the entire night hovering around the present table, or fucking what?"

Re: [Present Table] nicotine_patch July 31 2008, 06:31:40 UTC

"Where to, Kapitan?" hummed the redhead, saluting sloppily, smoking cigarette pinched between his fingers.

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