número siete

[linoleumfetish]

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[smallestknight]

They didn't mean to be bad.

voice

[linoleumfetish]

And now they didn't mean to be hacked to pieces.

voice; ...totally the wrong things to say

[smallestknight]

But....

B...

*loud crying*

voice; lmfao whoops

[linoleumfetish]

Uh.

Sorry?

audio;

[twinned]

I guess that whole "plants have feelings too" speech went right over your head, huh?

audio;

[linoleumfetish]

Hey, I'm not the one who hacked it to a million little pieces.

audio;

[twinned]

So you're just left taking out the trash?

audio;

[linoleumfetish]

A task I'd perform dutifully if it meant no more killer vegetables.

[ananticlimax]

Amen.

[linoleumfetish]

Silly me, I forgot the most important part.

[ananticlimax]

Need help? I can work a shovel and bonfire.

[linoleumfetish]

Buffy just one-upped you. She's got a flamethrower.

[1inageneration]

I'm on flamethrower duty.

[linoleumfetish]

The flamethrower loves you. Work it, baby, work i-

That doesn't work as well as I hoped it would.

FROM ACROSS THE ROOM IDK

[1inageneration]

ROFL IDK EITHER

[linoleumfetish]

I caught myself, didn't I?

[banditfox]

Without plants, you wouldn't be alive.

[linoleumfetish]

I've survived much worse than a plant shortage.

[banditfox]

No plants means no filters to remove carbon dioxide from the air and return oxygen to it.

[linoleumfetish]

As long as we still have Twinkies, I'm good.