Dearly beloved,
We gather here today, on this solemn..day, to bid thee farewell. We hath not had a chance to get to know each other well but we did enjoy some good times. I dare say I particularly enjoyed when you wrapped one thorny tentacle around my ankle and yanked ever so gently. I insist my excessive bleeding was brought on my joy and not pain. It aches to see your hacked form shoved haphazardly into the dumpster out back WHERE YOU BELONG.
I hate plants.
[ooc; Uh. Please ignore the stuff in the background. Killer plant pictures are hard to find. And if I disappear for a while, it's because I finally gave in to a much needed nap >_> ♥]