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The other day I woke up duct taped to an overturned office chair with no recollection of the previous 24 hours. Pretty good day, as far as I'm concerned.
As for this week, I used my unwanted but oh so generously given awake time to catch up on recent pop culture. I figure I should keep my references fresh but now I'm not sure whether I regret it or not. Case in point: in a few years from my time, someone will have taken the time to write a song all about getting kissed through the phone. Another such poet will come up with a masterpiece that revolves around birthday sex. Disney will have moved from horribly obnoxious teen stars to horribly obnoxious teen stars in musicals and Michael Bay will make a movie about a line of toys I never owned and/or collected obsessively. And then there's the sparkling vampire epidemic. I have nothing to say on the subject, but that sound you hear might be my head clashing with a desk somewhere.
That said, it's not all bad. Pop stars will wage a silent war on pants. There comes a time in every man's life where he will finally come to appreciate one ridiculous fashion trend. I'm glad it was this one. There's also a new Indiana Jones movie which I will be seeing ASAP thank you very much.
As for this week, I used my unwanted but oh so generously given awake time to catch up on recent pop culture. I figure I should keep my references fresh but now I'm not sure whether I regret it or not. Case in point: in a few years from my time, someone will have taken the time to write a song all about getting kissed through the phone. Another such poet will come up with a masterpiece that revolves around birthday sex. Disney will have moved from horribly obnoxious teen stars to horribly obnoxious teen stars in musicals and Michael Bay will make a movie about a line of toys I never owned and/or collected obsessively. And then there's the sparkling vampire epidemic. I have nothing to say on the subject, but that sound you hear might be my head clashing with a desk somewhere.
That said, it's not all bad. Pop stars will wage a silent war on pants. There comes a time in every man's life where he will finally come to appreciate one ridiculous fashion trend. I'm glad it was this one. There's also a new Indiana Jones movie which I will be seeing ASAP thank you very much.
