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 ring dances are lame.

music is good.

why did i post this?

born with it?

remind me to never eat vietnamese seafood soup (containing squid, octopus, and other assorted sea creatures) and reginelli's on the same day ever again

mom: So do you want some of that pork meat for dinner?
me: What? Pork meat?
mom: Yeah, the pork meat that Alfred (my uncle) gave us. Pork meat.
me: Oh. Pork.
mom: Yeah pork meat, do you want it?
me: Isn't that redundant? Isn't pork technically meat?
mom: Stop being a smartass. Do you want it or not?
me: 'Cos like... what part of the pork isn't meat? Other ( Read more... )

this bird has flown

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These aren't technically glasses, not in the sense of a prescription pair or simple drug store reading lenses. They are "HD wraparounds", or simply, "bullshits". The commercial starts out by stating the problem of wearing ( Read more... )

So my mom found a bird in somebody else's backyard. She told me this as I was helping her bring shit in from her car when she got home today. I initially didn't give a fuck but now I guess I care.

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I hate how feeling like shit all the time is widely considered to be normal for teenagers.

It's sad and it's fucked up and I think it's the adults passing the buck.

It's almost as if there was a huge-ass convention (probably in the late '80s or '90s because that's when I figure teenage depression became more mainstream). The PTA, most probably. They ( Read more... )

Caroline told me to make one of these. So I did. I guess I might start writing shit here, but nothing is coming yet. Just wait, bitches.