How many five-year-olds could you take in a fight?

[linguafranca]

Comments

[cleverusername2]

WTF? I did the quiz and my score is Free Online Dating Web Site advertisement.

[linguafranca]

Uh. That's messed up. For some reason, the code for this points to a different Web site. I fixed it; try again.

[cleverusername2]

That's better, I can take 23 of the little fuckers.

[salpal]

I can only take on 16, apparently. I think the fact that I'm short, have small arms, and have a horrible equilibrium worked against me. There is what I consider a vital question that was omitted, and that is whether or not a person has actually ever fought a five year old. Which I have. Not only is that great experience but it helps with my confidence level. I know I can take on more than 16, and I know how to do it

[rescdsk]

In a swimming pool, my preferred strategy is to 1) lift, and 2) turn sideways. It always works, and there's nothing they can do about it.

5 year olds

[swankivy]

Oh my!

To tell you the truth, I'm gonna have to go take the quiz to find out, but I doubt I would last long with even one. When I was volunteering at an elementary school, I was bent down in the playground and a six-year-old climbed on my back and demanded a piggy-back ride. I had to tell him to get off because I could not stand up. He was too heavy.

Of course, last year an eight-year-old picked me up, so perhaps it is obvious that fighting five-year-olds would be somewhat difficult for me.