broken house

[lilybutterland]

THE BEST FUCKING SHOW THAT EVER HAPPENED
THAT EVER WILL HAPPEN
IN ANY VARIATION OF MULTIPLE WORLDS REALITY
THAT I WAS AT FOR THE WHOLE THING
AND YOU WEREN'T

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[lilybutterland]

last woman on earth update

so i figured i celebrate that everyone but me moved out of my rooming house by USING THE KITCHEN THAT I'M NOT ALLOWED TO USE but have been using late at night anyways.

i figured id microvave some frozen vegetables but THE MICROWAVE IS GONE

this is just like the episode of twightlight zone with the glasses.

theres all kids off food i want to steal but i think todd still lives here cuz theres still a hooka in the basement and a mountain of boys underwear and his stack of "for idiots books is still in the kitchen...

but get this... since i lost 3 out of my four neighbours this week.. everything in the kitchen has a %75 of not being todds.

i figure that the if-its-good-they-would-have-taken-itwhen-they-left factor is balanced out by the todd-lives-in-a-closet-and-wouldnt-buy-good-food factor

so i just ate an entire gallon of mint ice cream and now i feel sick.

[lilybutterland]

also:

my mouse is alive and still stealing my ceral and i am digging out my laundry cuz me and my hammer want to make sure hes allright.

just kidding.. (gross) im gonna try to catch him in a jar and starve him to death in it on my desk while i watch.

or maybe ill feed him scraps and let him go when he fills the jar with enuff poop to reach the lid.

[eatingbricks]

gross.......(the icecream)
I'm working on marrying you off.
Ran into Ash. He's thinking about staying here!
And. It's fucking hilarious that Rose tried to kill you with a loaf of bread.

[lilybutterland]

marrying me off.

this is what get for socialising with west filthy types....

well i am in those two commited crushes right now (pining for people i dont see much who i cant tell exactly how in to me they are nor am i certain were im going with them)

but like... if fact 2 has anything to do with fact 3....

it was totally hilarious...

the drunken bystanders were freaked out affraid tho...people under the age of 8 dont have super-egos yet just pure sick id powered by vestigial ego enuff to know that "I is ME !!!!!"

[eatingbricks]

today..... hatter threw out some good trash (which i save most of from the trash) but she threw out dugs cat skin from the freezer. dug snuck it back in then asked to use my hammer.

[eatingbricks]

and the fridge got cleaned. there was slime on the top. and.... liquifying bananas in a bowl. and.... lots of slimey stuff and stuff with bugs. and there was dirt in the fridge.

[v1kt0r1a]

:O

whoa...

[lilybutterland]

know that filthydelphia knows how to party....

[mothdemon]

vega told me this story last night.
i used to live next door to rose. such a sweetheart. i hope they tour.

[lilybutterland]

i hear shes more sedate off stage,,,

i think she was on the booze n pills.....

[eatingbricks]

perhaps white sugar and new found stardom.