ANTI-MARDIGRAW ONE OF THE BEST THINGS ABOUT MORTEVILLE IS THAT THE DIRTY KIDS JUST MAKE UP HOLIDAYS TO CELEBRATE ON A REGULAR BASIS. AND OCTOBER FRIDAY THE 13TH IS ANTI-MARDIGRAW. THE MARDIGRAW THAT HAPPENS AT THE ANTIPODE OF MARDI GRAW AND IS ONLY 6 HOURS LONG AND IS A BIKE PIRATE TREASURE HUNT PARADE WITH FREE RUM.IT ALSO CELEBRATES THE FACT THAT
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THE BEST FUCKING SHOW THAT EVER HAPPENED THAT EVER WILL HAPPEN IN ANY VARIATION OF MULTIPLE WORLDS REALITY THAT I WAS AT FOR THE WHOLE THING AND YOU WEREN'T
from sketchy julie pirate: HOW MANY CRUSTIES DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB ??? crusties dont screw in lighbulbs. they screw in piss and scum and puke and cigarette butts and broken glass.
from gracie k: HOW DO YOU KNOW IF A CRUSTY BOY IS SINGLE ??? when hes not got anywhere to stay just now.