Blame it on Claudia . . .

Jun 04, 2003 08:31

. . . because she says I should pimp Pregnant!Frodo in my LJ. So, small ditties to start the morning off . . . can you tell I've not had my morning coffee yet ( Read more... )

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lilybaggins June 4 2003, 08:07:44 UTC
Ah, that was great... labido and Frodo. :) Hee... naughty hobbit!

Frodo does his Lamaze, and his Kegel exercises,
As the months pass by and the child is ready to be born,
Who the father can be, Frodo only surmises,
But he’s calling a "surgeon" to come “fix” Aragorn.

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beruscats June 4 2003, 14:11:16 UTC
Aaugh! Stay away from those family jewels!

OK, will calm down. Since I'm not really an MPreg fan (if I keep repeating that I can make myself believe it) a "fixed" Aragorn works for me.

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Re: lilybaggins June 4 2003, 14:30:48 UTC
Neutered Aragorn. Okey doke. *Yes, keep telling yourself that* ;D

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beruscats June 4 2003, 15:21:35 UTC
Uhhh... Neutered like a pet? That wouldn't do me any good - you know I like the action, just not the results. Well maybe sometimes. Do they do vasectomies in Middle Earth?

Heh, I remember when a college friend thought her male cat was just going in for a vasectomy. I saw him go by with his tail up and said he'd be saying good-bye to those parts soon. Her "Ooh, they cut them off??!!" was priceless. But to apply that to Aragorn... *cringe*

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Re: lilybaggins June 4 2003, 16:04:00 UTC
I bet Elrond could do a nice vasectomy... *contemplates*

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paulaberr June 4 2003, 16:17:18 UTC
Actually, if a male has enough testosterone, he would still be able to get an erection after having been neutered. He just wouldn't produce any sperm. At least that's what the Discovery Channel says, and y'know- they're ALWAYS right. :0)

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beruscats June 4 2003, 19:01:57 UTC
And he'd be housebroken too! Nope, still can't picture Aragorn as a soprano. And I'm not sure I'd want to let Elrond at him when he's still pissy about his daughter...

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paulaberr June 4 2003, 23:02:56 UTC
Hahaha! I have a hilarious mental image of Elrond coming after Aragorn with nippers...(long nasssty things used on livestock)

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helenh June 4 2003, 22:17:12 UTC
And considering the amount of hair Aragorn has, and the lovely depth of his voice, he probably has a lot of testosterone.

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paulaberr June 4 2003, 22:55:41 UTC
what's really odd is that I've always thought of him as having a higher tenor- but then my dad had a really DEEP bass, so most men sound 'too high' to me. But, I agree- not much could dent Our Ranger Strider's virility. :-D

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