By Lilian Cho, reporting for The Camelot Times
Last Saturday came the highly anticipated wedding of Arthur Pendragon and Merlin Emrys. This exclusive event is even more fashion-conscious than the Beckhams' wedding.
"Please, Posh Spice and that footballer is so last century," Arthur's stepsister Morgana LeFay said. A fashion designer swiftly rising in fame, LeFay designed Emrys' stunning ivory number as a wedding present.
"It's not a dress," 24-years-old Emrys could be heard insisting at various points of the ceremony. "If Merlin wants to wear a dress to his dream wedding, I'm the last person who'd stop him," said Pendragon, who had opted for the more conventional tuxedo route. "Besides, he looks hot in that dress."
Famous singer Gwen, looking radiant in a LeFay dress of gold beads, congratulated the couple. "I'm so happy for Arthur and Merlin! We're actually surprised they didn't tie the knot sooner." Gwen was accompanied by her artist boyfriend, Lancelot duLac.
"It's about time my son made an honest man out of his personal assistant," said Uther Pendragon, CEO of Pendragon, inc. Also in attendance was Emrys' mother Hunith. "I could tell Merlin was in love from the way he complained about Arthur. I've always thought Arthur is a kind, polite young man."
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ETA 04/16/09: 100-word follow-up here:
MERLIN IN A DRESS. he just likes to feel pretty, god! don't judge him! (title courtesy of
sequinedfairy)