THE DEAN/CAS/SAM LOVE MEME
OKAY THIS NEEDS TO BE HUGE GUISE BECAUSE I MEAN C'MON NOW
THE DEAN/CAS/SAM LOVE MEME
Now I was going to do just a Sassy Meme but honestly I miss Dean too and I mean I'm doing the D/C Big Bang so I figure Dean/Cas should be in there as well, and I won't hate on Wincest either because I know some people super dig it. SO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS
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THE DEAN/CAS/SAM LOVE MEME
Now I was going to do just a Sassy Meme but honestly I miss Dean too and I mean I'm doing the D/C Big Bang so I figure Dean/Cas should be in there as well, and I won't hate on Wincest either because I know some people super dig it. SO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS
IN THE ( Read more... )
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Dean/Sam/Cas from an outsider's POV?
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I have gone out and will not be back until I have drank the memory of last night out of my head.
I have been up since 4:32 in the morning because this is an old house and sound carries very well in it. Especially the noise of creaking bedsprings and Sam's girly porn moaning.
I understand that this past apocalypse has been hard on you all and you're all just happy to be alive, but how about I lend you the money to get a motel room tonight so I don't have to shoot you all?
-Bobby
Sam drops the note back on the counter and tries to figure out how he feels about it. Dean is still rummaging in the freezer, looking for the coffee.
"I don't recall your girly moaning," Castiel says.
Sam snorts. "That's because that was all Dean."
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This is made of win and cookies.
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Just sayin'.
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Chuck has a brief space of time where he comforts himself with the fact that at least this is a regular dream, not a crazy angel-maybe-God-sanctioned sex dream about the characters in his books (except they aren't characters, not really). And then he realizes that he is having a dream where he is sitting at his kitchen table, across from a giant, anthropomorphized penis.
"Um," Chuck says, and, conveniently, there's a bottle of Cuervo and a conga line of shot glasses in front of him, so he focuses on that instead of, you know, giant cocks.
"You're seriously going to ignore me," the penis says. Chuck doesn't look at it. He doesn't want to know why it's talking, but, even more, he doesn't want to know how. "After everything we've been through together. I let you convince me to bang Cecily Murray, dude. I was scared I was gonna get the clap ( ... )
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"Dean, you always want bacon. Shut up about the bacon, we're not getting bacon. I have veto'd bacon. Possibly forever."
"Saaaaa-mmy, I want bacon!"
"He said we're not getting bacon, Dean, listen to your brother."
"Can I trade you blowjobs for bacon?"
"Dean, for the last time, shut the hell up about the goddamn freaking ba-"
"Sam, I think we should at least hear him out."
"Please Sammy?"
"...I hate you both."
"You said many things to the contrary last night. In fact, I believe Dean still has bruises on his-"
"Cas! Okay, okay, it was a hyperbole! Just... Get some bacon and let's go?"
"And once we've eaten the bacon, we all trade oral sex. Is that a standard combination? I don't know if I like bacon, but I do like oral sex..."
"Oh for the love of... Castiel, we're in public, you really need to stop saying things like that out loud."
"Ah. Right. My apologies."
"Can we get two packs of bacon? I'll even toss in car sex!"
"Dean!"
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CONVENTION TROPE BECAUSE I NEED MORE BECKY AND CHUCK (NOT GOD!CHUCK) IN MY LIFE:
Dean and Sam and Cas are tricked into appearing at a convention where Becky and another fangirl/boy stalk them and try to prove to the other which of their ships is trufax but at the end of the day Dean and Sam and Cas show their truelove is OT3 and demonstrate.
Or.
OR.
Better yet. A random fangirl/boy bombs the shipwar with ~SASSY~ and they think he/she is crazy but at the end of the day it's proved that Sam/Cas is truelove and now Becky totes ships it.
(lol. wtf is this prompt? I don't even...I'm on like, high on major caffeine and lack of sleep sorry xD)
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In retrospect, maybe trying to have a threesome in a relatively average sized motel shower with three men who aren’t tiny maybe hadn’t been the brightest idea, Sam thinks, as he awkwardly kisses Castiel, bodies twisted around each other.
Dean stands behind Cas, chest to back, right under the spray of hot water that doesn’t quite reach Sam. His hand his curled around Cas’ dick who is making small mewling noises into Sam’s mouth. His hands itch to touch Dean and he reaches forward instinctively, body already moving around Cas to get to his brother.
And it’s in that moment that Sam loses his balance and crashes through the shower curtain onto the floor, arms wind milling wildly. He hears a smack and thinks he might have hit either Cas or Dean before he tumbles to the ground, followed by an ominous ripping sound and he lands, hitting his right shoulder hard on the tiled floor.
“Oh, fuck,” he curses, because that really fucking hurtHe flops ( ... )
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