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ihasstopwatch June 1 2010, 00:38:11 UTC
Sam/Cas with a side of Chuck; Chuck getting off to a vision he has of Sam and Cas (bonus points if Cas tops)

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moorishflower June 1 2010, 01:27:55 UTC
So, Sam is huge. That's never been called into question. Sam is a giant and he makes even his brother (who's no slouch) look like a tiny person, and they're both so freaking tall that, next to each other, they look normal, but next to an actual normal-sized person (or vessel, in this case) like Castiel, they look like Gulliver probably looked to the Lilliputians, huge and insurmountable and fucking frightening. And you would think that the effect wouldn't be situational - that even if they were covered in mud or monster drool or lime jello, the Winchesters, and especially Sam, would still have that aura of...of badass-ness. Like it's something that shines out from under their skin ( ... )

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unavoidedcrisis June 1 2010, 01:36:37 UTC
!! Okay, I love it and you write nice porn. Also, I totally want follow up fic where Chuck's penis DOES reply.

Just sayin'.

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moorishflower June 1 2010, 02:35:46 UTC
"You fucker."

Chuck has a brief space of time where he comforts himself with the fact that at least this is a regular dream, not a crazy angel-maybe-God-sanctioned sex dream about the characters in his books (except they aren't characters, not really). And then he realizes that he is having a dream where he is sitting at his kitchen table, across from a giant, anthropomorphized penis.

"Um," Chuck says, and, conveniently, there's a bottle of Cuervo and a conga line of shot glasses in front of him, so he focuses on that instead of, you know, giant cocks.

"You're seriously going to ignore me," the penis says. Chuck doesn't look at it. He doesn't want to know why it's talking, but, even more, he doesn't want to know how. "After everything we've been through together. I let you convince me to bang Cecily Murray, dude. I was scared I was gonna get the clap ( ... )

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coffeestudies June 1 2010, 12:08:31 UTC
GOD WANTS FANFIC. GOD WANTS THERE TO BE FANFICTION! OMGYES.

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ihasstopwatch June 1 2010, 01:38:23 UTC
Yay! This is pretty much exactly the kind of thing I'd been imagining when I posted the prompt. And I loved this line - "Fuck you," he says to his dick, and is honestly surprised when it doesn't answer him - that's how weird his life has gotten.

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13chapters June 1 2010, 01:38:26 UTC
EMBRACE IT, CHUCK. Such a pretty picture!

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oywidapoodles June 1 2010, 01:55:50 UTC
Ha! That was awesome. Yay for Chuck fic!

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cantarina1 June 1 2010, 02:08:05 UTC
"Fuck you," he says to his dick, and is honestly surprised when it doesn't answer him - that's how weird his life has gotten.
Oh Chuck.

Chuck has clearly seen sex scenes before; there's a certain humour to that fact that they're apparently a vital part of the gospel.

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lilchibibunny June 1 2010, 03:48:35 UTC
KJLSDSAKDK ILU

ILU

UNFFFF AND THERE WAS BONUS CHUCK WHO WAS HILARIOUS AND ADORABLE

I LOVE THIS MEME :D

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vampiric02 June 1 2010, 04:42:09 UTC
OH COME ON CHUCK, YOU KNOW YOU WANNA.

UNF.

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maskedfangirl June 1 2010, 05:59:58 UTC
I freaking love you right now.

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chica_charlie June 1 2010, 06:04:43 UTC
WIN. SO MUCH OF IT, I CAN'T EVEN.

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painted_pain June 1 2010, 15:21:12 UTC
"Fuck you," he says to his dick, and is honestly surprised when it doesn't answer him LOL!! Oh, Chuck, don't ever change.

That was amaaazing! Loved this: "and insurmountable and fucking frightening"

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hugglewolf June 1 2010, 18:25:37 UTC
No, no, Chuck, there should definitely be more gay sex fantasies. In fact, I insist.

Do you think he'll put this in the next novel?

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xenachakram12 June 2 2010, 03:09:04 UTC
OMG YES THIS

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