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Death Eight: A NEW PET

Dec 03, 2010 18:35

[Death did not like thanksgiving. Mostly because, apparently it was a family holiday and he didn't even get to see his Granddaughter ( Read more... )

kitty, feels like a murderer, rincewind the kitty

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C strike_you_out December 4 2010, 19:03:40 UTC

[Slugger watches this from the end of the driveway. Why is Death talking to the steps? Upon closer inspection there appears to be something small and furry hiding in the shadows beneath.]

Is it yours?

likescats December 4 2010, 19:20:12 UTC

YES

strike_you_out December 4 2010, 19:30:40 UTC

[Luckily, it's puppies he's been accused of bashing and not kittens... He'll take a seat on one of the steps and wait, quietly spinning a dead leaf between his fingers by its stem.]

likescats December 4 2010, 19:47:24 UTC

[Oh good, because he and death would be having a 'long' talk if that were the case. After a while the kitten finally peeks out of the stairs and runs over to where Death is sitting. Death pats his head.]

HOW DID YOUR THANKSGIVING GO?

strike_you_out December 4 2010, 20:03:15 UTC

[Still twirling the leaf and staring down at it.]

It had its moments. [A brief smirk. He looks up after a moment.]

Were you trapped, too?

likescats December 4 2010, 20:07:17 UTC

YES. I'M AFRAID SO.

[Just...patting the kitten. He...did not have a good day.]

strike_you_out December 4 2010, 20:24:13 UTC

[Peering at Death.]

...Did something attack you?

likescats December 4 2010, 20:28:07 UTC

[Not looking because he is Death, and allowed to sulk.]

THERE WERE SOME SPIDERS IN A TURKEY. MY FALSE DAUGHTER HERE FOUND THEM.

[The spiders couldn't hurt him though.]

strike_you_out December 4 2010, 20:37:15 UTC

Oh. Those.

Susan smashed most of them.

[Except one... Guess who might have a lethal spider trapped in a letterbox.]

Under the pillow?... XD likescats December 4 2010, 20:43:16 UTC

YES.

WE GOT RID OF OURS AS WELL.

[Hence the reason for his moping.]

Under his bed. He may have... plans. strike_you_out December 4 2010, 20:53:33 UTC

[Cuuurious.]

You don't like killing?

Evil genius... likescats December 4 2010, 20:57:56 UTC

I'VE NEVER KILLED ANYTHING BEFORE.

It's name is Hachifu. >;3 strike_you_out December 4 2010, 21:15:19 UTC

Nothing? Ever??

[He stares in utter shock at Death for a full six seconds.]

You... disapprove of it?

Awesome. Susan will be thrilled likescats December 4 2010, 21:54:05 UTC

I'VE NEVER HAD THE NEED TO.

NOTHING, ALIVE ANYWAY.

[the New!Death and auditors don't count really. Glances over at Slugger.]

DISAPPROVE?

I AM DEATH. I DO NOT PASS JUDGEMENT ON OTHERS.

IT IS SIMPLY NOT SOMETHING I MYSELF DO.

[Unless you hurt cats, then he judges you.]

Not as thrilled as Eddie~ strike_you_out December 4 2010, 22:21:02 UTC

...

[This is why he likes you, Death.]

You don't need to kill. Miss Susan does it for you. [Wry grin.]

Eddie is in the best family ever.... likescats December 4 2010, 22:27:11 UTC

I GENERALLY DON'T NEED TO AT ALL.

....SHE DOESN'T LIKE IT WHEN I GET HER MIXED UP IN THINGS.

[But he's bad with things like "promises"]

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