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Aug 15, 2009 18:05

P-Public--rrgh.

[Clears his throat and speaks very, very clearly. North is obviously tense, off-kilter, and not a happy camper if the low growl leaking into his voice on the vowels is any indication.]

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT.

Having an active sex drive sucks.

This is so stupid.

I--I'm not s-supposed to have it and I wouldn't even have a ( Read more... )

!event, persona grata, i do not approve, rawr hiss spit, wtf is this shit, !plot, what kind of cruise is this?, still just a kid, engineered

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xx_vivatregina August 16 2009, 01:17:34 UTC
No, it does not.

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likeonacompass August 16 2009, 01:18:58 UTC
I'm--I'm pretty sure it does, Regan.

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xx_vivatregina August 16 2009, 01:22:53 UTC
I like my sex drive, actually. It's nice. Why isn't it nice for you, North?

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1/SOMETHING likeonacompass August 16 2009, 01:26:51 UTC
Because, Regan--

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1/2 fugenetics August 16 2009, 01:21:53 UTC
fugenetics August 16 2009, 01:23:13 UTC
I don't think the cheesecake will help with that.

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likeonacompass August 16 2009, 01:31:56 UTC
Y-Yeah.

Yeah.

How do humans deal with this.

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fugenetics August 16 2009, 01:34:57 UTC
Th-the way they're supposed to, I guess?

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wolvesxeyes August 16 2009, 01:26:32 UTC
You're an adult, get over it. Just go jerk off or something, fuck.

[Pissy alpha female is-a-go.]

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likeonacompass August 16 2009, 01:30:53 UTC
I'd l-like to know your definition of adult con--considering I won't even be th-three years old for six fucking months.

Bitch.

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wolvesxeyes August 17 2009, 01:52:22 UTC
Well you're pretty fucking big for a god damned three year old.

Do. Not. Tempt. Me. Cat.

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likeonacompass August 17 2009, 15:42:14 UTC
Damn, the bitch is th-threatening me. She think--thinks she knows something.

How cute.

You--You people don't know anything do you? Ac-Accelerated growth doesn't mean anything to any of you, i-it's fucking hilarious.

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ttlynotawizard August 16 2009, 02:15:07 UTC
I've never heard of anyone complaining about having a sex drive. Just go get to know yourself a little better.

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likeonacompass August 17 2009, 15:43:22 UTC
I-I was kind of engineered to not have one, or--or barely have one, so--s-so--

So this is really fucking uncool.

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shenghuanzhe August 16 2009, 21:36:37 UTC
Jerk off, kid.

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likeonacompass August 17 2009, 15:45:40 UTC
[He never has before so he's not sure he knows HOW, Kage.]

Th-Thanks, re--really. Good f-fucking advice. Douche.

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