04 [AUDIO]

[likeonacompass]

P-Public--rrgh.

[Clears his throat and speaks very, very clearly. North is obviously tense, off-kilter, and not a happy camper if the low growl leaking into his voice on the vowels is any indication.]

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT.

Having an active sex drive sucks.

This is so stupid.

I--I'm not s-supposed to have it and I wouldn't even have a

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[xx_vivatregina]

No, it does not.

[likeonacompass]

I'm--I'm pretty sure it does, Regan.

[xx_vivatregina]

I like my sex drive, actually. It's nice. Why isn't it nice for you, North?

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[likeonacompass]

Because, Regan--

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[likeonacompass]

5/5 DONE

[likeonacompass]

I've never really had one before, thank you very much.

SO KAWAII

[xx_vivatregina]

Ohhh, that's too bad, North. Do you need some help with that?

WHY SO MEAN REGAN D:

[likeonacompass]

N-NO.

Nonono--that--that's--uhh--

[Have several seconds of unintelligible STUTTERFACE because even though North is NOT A VIRGIN (omg srsly) he's never had much of a drive to go with the whole sex thing and NOW HE DOES so this is ASKGJALKSGJAKLSGJSA.]

NO.

THANK YOU, NO.

BECAUSE HE'S CUTE

[xx_vivatregina]

But I can help you, North. I can make that pesky sex drive go away for a little while.

[Look, she doesn't want to fuck you, either. She has Elias for that. But she might as well be nice. Blowjob?]

THIS IS STILL TERRIBLE :<

[likeonacompass]

And--And make me feel AWKWARD AS HELL for EVERY CONVERSATION for THE REST OF OUR LIVES.

SHE DOESN'T THINK SO~~~~~

[xx_vivatregina]

It doesn't have to be awkward. We can forget it all afterward.

NORTH DISAGREES

[likeonacompass]

I COULDN'T!

AWWWWWW

[xx_vivatregina]

Just.

One.

Night.

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[likeonacompass]

That--That's all I've ever HAD and I'm not forgetting THAT any time soon EITHER!