NARNIA KINK MEME.

[likecharity]

NARNIA KINK MEME.
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Both FPF and RPF are welcome. Het, slash, femslash - anything and everything. XDSO THIS IS THE IDEA. You comment with something kinky you've always wanted to read in the Narnia fandom. Anything goes, for real. Bring out your deepest darkest kinks, the things you've always been curious about but been too shy

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"lay yourself to waste" [1/3]

[penguingeek]

HI. Have I seen you somewhere before? ;)

Eustace/Puddleglum. I hope I don't completely corrupt your Puddleglum - not to mention your Eustace - love with this thing. D:

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The first day Eustace meets Puddleglum, he thinks the creature looks dreadfully strange. His skin has a muddy look to it, his tobacco smells absolutely horrid, and his hands are webbed - but all the same he finds him slightly attractive. He rapidly grows annoyed with the way he's so negative, and when Eustace tries to make any advances toward him he only fends him off, whether voluntarily or no (Eustace can hardly tell). Jill only gives Eustace a look that clearly says, Please, slightly awkwardly disgusted look on her face, and he tries to stop. He just can't, though.

Puddleglum, for his part, thinks Eustace is rather bossy. He tries to tell Puddleglum that he and that girl can get along well enough on their own, thank you very much. But Puddleglum knows they need his help, because when have they ever been in the north? Anyhow, he wants to go along with

"lay yourself to waste" [2/3]

[penguingeek]

Eustace, unlike Jill, is never bothered by some silly giantess at Harfang. In fact, he's led to his room - Puddleglum still in that giant's palm - the giant runs a bath for him, leaves a towel for him and dinner, and is off, showing Puddleglum to his own room. Eustace takes his food first, ravenously hungry, and once his belly is full he slides into the enormous bathtub. He can hardly swim, full as he is, but he does a few laps and climbs back out, resting on the towel in front of the fire. He's lying on his stomach, just thinking that he might not even be able to get up again to get into bed, he's so comfortable, when Puddleglum comes in. It's quite a challenge, considering the door is rather large, but it's slightly ajar so he only pushes it a bit and he's in. He sees Eustace lying on the towel, drying skin glowing in the fire-light, and approaches him, careful to be quiet. He's not exactly sure why, but the teeny tiny part of his brain that still retains sober logic tells him he should

"lay yourself to waste" [3/4] (I lied, oops :x)

[penguingeek]

"Ah," Puddleglum exclaims at the sight. He stands up quickly to remove his clothes - which have never before seemed so restricting - and takes his place behind Eustace. "I can't, uh, do this right," he says, maybe not saying exactly what he means, and pushes all his fingers in at once, slightly moist and burning inside Eustace.

"Fuck," he says, not expecting that. Puddleglum spreads his fingers inside Eustace.

"What do you think?" Damnit, Eustace thinks, even like this he worries.

"It's good, really," he breathes out, eager for Puddleglum to shut up and just do it. "You're doing it right."

"Hm," he says, even as he moves his fingers in-out quickly, even as he brushes them against Eustace's prostate, evoking a long moan as Eustace's body shudders. "I don't think so."

He moves closer to him, pulls his fingers out - Eustace gasps quickly - and pushes his cock against Eustace's behind, large and slick and oh, Eustace braces himself. Puddleglum pushes in harshly, as if trying to ameliorate the situation that was otherwise alright

"lay yourself to waste" [4/4]

[penguingeek]

"Yes, yes, it's good." He pushes his arse back into Puddleglum to prove his point, and groans at the contact. His skin is unexpectedly sticky, moist, only thin planes of skin, hairless - almost, he thinks, like a frog's. Puddleglum, thinking it's alright to continue, then, if Eustace says so, puts both webbed hands at Eustace's hips and pulls out, pushing Eustace away from him slightly as he does so. He pushes back in, and Eustace thinks with some embarrassment that he's so big he can hardly stand it, it hurts.

Puddleglum continues pushing, thrusting, faster now, all sticky skin at his groin that makes noise as it hits Eustace's bum, hair falling over his shoulders onto Eustace's back, and he turns his head to the side and gives out a cry, and Eustace only makes a sound when he feels Puddleglum coming inside of him, quick and rough. Puddleglum pulls out swiftly.

Eustace turns over, his own cock still hard, and looks at Puddleglum, who's collapsed back on the towel.

"Well, that was good, Scrubb," he says, regaining his breath

Re: "lay yourself to waste" [4/4]

[cocomouse123]

..... O GAWD I TRIED NOT TO READ IT BUT FAILED MISERABLY. Y IS THIS SO HOT?!!!!! *DIES*******

*goes to read again*

Re: "lay yourself to waste" [4/4]

[eosrose]

I think you just killed me.

Puddleglum/Eustace? Oh, gawd. I think I have a new obsession. Curse you!

WOW I WASN'T EXPECTING PORN

[elendraug]

YOU WENT THERE. I AM

VERY IMPRESSED

THAT YOU WENT THERE.

whoa, uh. where to start XDDDD

I REALLY LIKE THAT THIS COVERS WHAT WENT ON IN HARFANG because we only ever see Jill's POV, and I love how Puddleglum is SUCH A WET BLANKET ALL THE TIME, IT ENTERTAINS ME SO MUCH and Jill's like "god you two D8" and FROG-LIKE. STUFF. WOW. and yeah wow Puddleglum's like eighty billion feet tall, Eustace is hardcore, and you are a braver person than me XDDD

KICKASS and thank you, ahahaha. You rock so fucking much.

C.S. Lewis would be so proud of both of us, I'm sure

Re: WOW I WASN'T EXPECTING PORN

[penguingeek]

I'M SORRY. I WAS AFRAID I WOULD KILL YOUR BRAIN OR SOMETHING. I was about to ASK, but...neh.

UR WELCOME BB. lolz, I hope it wasn't TOO weird o_o

(Excuse: I haven't read Silver Chair in a while and Puddleglum gen might be a bit TOO much. har har, er.)

Re: WOW I WASN'T EXPECTING PORN

[elendraug]

MY UH. MY BRAIN IS BROKEN A LITTLE, YEAH. IT WAS

DIFFERENT

again, you are faaar braver than me XD

Man, Silver Chair is totally my favorite one ♥ I just got the audiobook for it

Re: WOW I WASN'T EXPECTING PORN

[penguingeek]

I'll pay for a new one, or if you want to repair yours. with the little money I have D:

:o

Re: WOW I WASN'T EXPECTING PORN

[elendraug]

IT'S OKAY, IT'S GONE INTO SELF-REPAIR MODE

I liked the references to the webbed-fingers/feet XD THERE'S NOTHING MORE JOLTING TO THE SENSES THAN THE SMELL OF BURNT MARSH-WIGGLE

Re: "lay yourself to waste" [4/4]

[ineptshieldmaid]

Wow. It takes talent to make marshwiggle sex hot!