Comments | likecharity: why can't this be sexy in any way.

likecharity

why can't this be sexy in any way.

Jun 29, 2011 15:03

LJ Markov Random Text Generator time! It's been a while. Most of these seem to be bizarre Narnia RPF/Criminal Minds crossovers because those are the fandoms I've been writing for most recently...

Skandar's expression is a diary.Lol that's actually kind of a cool metaphor for like, his face showing his deepest secrets or something. Nice one, ( Read more... )

several pictures of ben looking startled, ! (random text generator), so not as good as daniel radcliffe

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iamshunpike June 29 2011, 14:53:44 UTC

You could easily read the first one as meaning that his only expression in life is through a diary. ahhh, the double-edged swords of the english language. of course, that takes the poetry out of it. but still.

Skandar. Skandar, why are you so afraid of?
NUMBER TWO READS LIKE SLENDERMAN TO ME. JFC.

Georgie says. "I said no." Georgie rolls her hips, and freckles like Skandar's. It's not actually that drunk, but James retreats a little bit weird, I agree.
???
I'm thinking Georgie changed her mind about having sex with James, decided she didn't want it anymore, and so James is respecting that and he "retreats a little". The "weird" is him feeling weird about suddenly noticing/observing that Georgie's freckles, in his mind, resemble Skandar's. Also, the "weird" might be a disoriented feeling that he might get after a giant leading-up-to-sex snogging session abruptly ends with Georgie not wanting sex anymore. Myeah, I don't know. do skandar or georgie even have freckles anyway??

WHY IS SKANDAR MASTURBATING WITH MARJUANA? WHY?

Reid is ( ... )

iamshunpike June 29 2011, 14:54:19 UTC

p.s. this is merae, i used a username token, now i'm iamshunpike. the end.

likecharity June 30 2011, 10:49:43 UTC

I worked that out, haha! XD

likecharity June 30 2011, 10:49:16 UTC

Lol your version of the expression thing works too! And number 2 IS creepy. Like Slenderman. Lol. I just imagined someone reading it in a really creepy whisper-y voice. *shudders ( ... )

alice_pike June 29 2011, 15:25:17 UTC

AHAHAHA OMG THESE ARE AMAZING. The group sex is always epic and I approve of the amount of Georgie this round.

It has been far too long since I've played with the generator; I might have to now, lolz.

alice_pike June 29 2011, 15:52:22 UTC

Okay, so mine are generally awkward because it's not only lots of RL stuff, but also a lot of text from my 12k Percy Jackson fic I wrote in first person. But I have to share some of them:

True to form, he deigned only to grumble an affirmative, rolling his hips down, forcing him to climax. He choked out desperately, and I looked at me. And I don't want to take everything in without being overwhelmed by knowing that it's underage incest, I swear.
This alone pretty much sums up my journal, though.

also because I knew what he felt like, I knew how he'd react. He hissed through his teeth and tensed up, but he got the idea. He tried fucking up into me when I beckoned to him by God, for one thing, and Noah learned how to build the Temple using a magic ring given to him alone before the rest of the misunderstood. It's not overly political in either direction).
I was clearly talking about my paper on Enochian lit and Jewish magic. INNAPROPRIATE ASSOCIATIONS FTW.

I worked at getting his pants over his hips, pulling them down my cheeks, ( ... )

likecharity June 30 2011, 10:52:35 UTC

First of all: hnnng icon. I watched that film the other day and it was so pretty.

Lol the RL bits do make it awkward! Most of my RL entries are flocked so they don't show up in these, but occasionally something'll be first person and then it just gets even weirder.

I love the ones that sort of sum up your journal as a whole. "Without being overwhelmed by knowing that it's underage incest" ahahaha. And omg that second one is hilariously inappropriate.

I'm loling at the random "fall from my professors: incalculable amount of my cock" in that last one. And MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE BEEN FEELING AWESOME.

_profiterole_ June 29 2011, 19:09:00 UTC

OMG, this batch was especially hilarious. Did you select them out of a lot of sentences suggested by the generator or does the generator always give you such awesome stuff?

likecharity June 30 2011, 10:54:01 UTC

I feel like they actually get better with each batch somehow! I usually play with it for a little while whenever I remember, and save the ones that are good, so they sort of build up over time. Because sometimes it takes a while to get a good one out of all the total nonsense!

prunesquallormd June 29 2011, 20:45:14 UTC

Hee, I always love these <3
Whenever I try this on my journal it never comes up with anything anywhere near as fabulous. Proof, it proof were needed, that your LJ contains so much more awesome than mine!

That first one - "Skandar's expression is a diary" - is actually rather poetic. I like it!

CrossdressingGenderswap!Ben! I approve so hard. I really want to see fic of that :D

There are a few here that take my mind to a whole Georgie/Keira, Anna/Keira, and best of all, Ann/Georgie/Keira place. It's a nice place. I'd like to go there more often :p
This especially:
"And so I think we should go back," Georgie says, as Keira disentangles herself from them in a heap on the counter.
I don't know what's happening here but I approve of it."
I second your approval. So, so hard!

And "It feels right, having Skandar by his pubic hair."
That could almost be a genuine line! I'd be very intrigued as to the context :D

"she's ready for me, Ben," he murmurs, voice hoarse and scratchy from smokeO_O ( ... )

likecharity June 30 2011, 10:59:29 UTC

Hee! Most of what it comes up with is just total gobbledigook, to be fair.

I still need to write crossdressing!Ben. Preferably with strap-on!Georgie. ;)

Yessss, I was enjoying that too. I like how it could have put anyone with Keira but it focused on the girls!! And hnng I like the idea of the 'them' in that bit you quoted being both Anna and Georgie. *basks in the lovely mental images*

Lol! It was the 'pubic hair' that seemed a bit jarring - like, 'having Skandar between his legs' maybe, but to specify the pubic hair seemed odd. I wonder which two sentences were smushed together there.

In retrospect, that last one might be an actual line from the James/Keira/Ben fic? I'm not sure, but there's nothing that seemed mixed up about it. It was just that it came right after the other line about someone getting ready for him, and I was already thinking of Georgie...

umbrrrayla June 29 2011, 22:47:05 UTC

Feeling a little sad that I no longer have a journal to use this generator on.

The second one IS creepy - very Blue Velvet.

You know, the generator is sort of a reflection of the general interests of the journalist, so that means that you are, whether unconsciously or not, obsessed with crossdressing Ben and the fact that Daniel Radcliffe is better than everything and everyone, which means that you are, by all accounts, pretty fucking awesome.

Just then, they hear a thing - I've only just stopped laughing! There's something hilarious about stubborn vagueness. Once, my friend saw a menu that offered something called "Seven Sliced Things".

He's surprised to discover that the TV has a beard
Lol, ohmygod, I would be too.

the dark and eerie corners of my hands.
How big are your hands?

All the implied group sex in these things just brings me constant joy.
Hun, your journal mostly consists of group sex (of which I heartily approve) so why are you surprised?

It waggles agitatedly with each decade.
That's a long-lasting erection.

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likecharity June 30 2011, 11:06:31 UTC

Awww! You need to make a bunch of random public entries just so you can use it. XD

Being obsessed with crossdressing!Ben and thinking DanRad is better than everything - yeah, that sounds about right actually. The generator just reflects my own views for sure. Like what you said about the group sex! It makes sense.

I legit lol'd at 'seven sliced things'. Like, it's so specific with the number, but not at all about what they are? Amazing.

That's a long-lasting erection. - lololol.

I wonder what it says about me that I considered the trousers' like, logic, before thinking about the fact that they literally CAN'T imagine. Hmm.

That is a good point! And how did the octopus get there? Was the carpet flooded with the sea?

LOL freckles as a verb, I like that too. I read it like 'Georgie rolls her hips and freckles' like she's rolling her freckles too - not that that makes sense either.

And oooooh thank you for the rec, lol. I have a hundred books to read but I am adding that to a list, it sounds interesting.

umbrrrayla July 4 2011, 21:25:41 UTC

Lol, it's tempting - just completely random sentences filled with pop culture references!

Oh my god... how about crossdressing!Ben and DanRad and a threesome ALL IN ONE GO!

I know, that's what got me! The priority being on the number, and the actual content being "Ehh... what we got hanging around in the larder?"

I wonder how the dictionary would define the verb 'to freckle'. Is it to dazzle someone with your cuteness maybe? Or maybe it's when you use it as a conversation weapon, like: "I have freckles, your argument is invalid."

I finished the book I recommended - it was really good, though I was disappointed by the lack of detail about their relationship, but that's mostly because I'm a perv. I also read Dirty by Megan Hart, which was good (not cesty).