Comments | likecharity: As Dorian Gay, he is more than a man with a hard-on.

likecharity

As Dorian Gay, he is more than a man with a hard-on.

Aug 23, 2010 20:52

Yeah, I'm posting the terrible '70s erotica. And I use the word 'erotica' very loosely. IT'S SO BAD. So bad. But also hilarious. And disturbing. A fun combination ( Read more... )

what is this i don't even, ! (porn), no! fuck! no!, ! [porn] retro picspams, lol forever

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elanie99 August 23 2010, 20:34:27 UTC

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I think this takes the cake for me:
"Suddenly, the stars burst and the heavens fell as Cory felt his gargantuan pole prod Buddy's heart and an artesian well of sparkling sperm erupted into Buddy's bowels to race on through his body and run in rivulets from the corners of his mouth."

likecharity August 24 2010, 01:15:03 UTC

GOD I KNOW, WHAT EVEN IS THAT. Why would anyone think that a) made biological sense, and b) was SEXY. Just. LOL FOREVER.

prunesquallormd August 23 2010, 21:34:52 UTC

Oh my fucking god.

I don't think I've laughed so much in ages. This is supposed to be sexy? Really?
*shudder*
Oh, and god, all that meat, and weapons and jesus, beef extract.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO D: D:

Also:
ALL YOUR JAZZ ARE BELONG TO US.
LOLLLLLL :D

I think you deserve some sort of prize for ploughing through all the dross to bring us the comedy gems :D

likecharity August 24 2010, 01:17:00 UTC

It is. That's the horrifying thing. It was right there next to all those lovely pictures, like it was equally sexy, and I just...I DON'T UNDERSTAND. Maybe they knew everyone would just be looking at the pictures, so they wrote ridiculous stories just for the lulz? IT'S THE ONLY EXPLANATION.

I'm glad it made you laugh, anyway, hahaha. ♥

gala_apples August 23 2010, 21:57:47 UTC

I CANNOT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I'VE LAUGHED THIS HYSTERICALLY. LIKE, I HAD TO TAKE A BREAK HALFWAY THOUGH TO CATCH MY BREATH. i think these magazines should challenge the vogons to a duel. then we all win!

likecharity August 24 2010, 01:17:56 UTC

Ahahaha I KNOW RIGHT. I was the same while I was going through it all. I definitely had a parent walk in once or twice and look at me oddly.

AND OMG HITCHHIKER'S REFERENCE, YOU WIN. ♥

sagee_x3 August 23 2010, 22:35:45 UTC

HAHAHAHAHA. OMG LOL.

Is this supposed to actually be sexy? I think I would've just laughed too hard to actually be turned on. Lmao.

likecharity August 24 2010, 01:18:42 UTC

That's what I keep thinking!! I don't understand how anyone would get off to this! IT'S A MYSTERY.

molokomolotov August 23 2010, 22:42:22 UTC

i can't.

likecharity August 24 2010, 01:19:19 UTC

Lol, comment + icon = win. I KNOW, THOUGH. What even.