so this past week has been pretty interesting if i may say so. it was actually really really stressful. not gonna lie. we had county pre-lims and i felt sick for most of it. my 200 in prelims wasn't great. i think i went a 2:09. my 500 wasnt exactly great either i think it was a 5:40. uhm let's see. friday i went to diving and our divers kicked ass ( Read more... )

Once upon a time there was a ruggedly handsome knight who served at the circular table of Sir Arthur. His name was Samuel Worthington. He was the bravest and most ruggedly handsome knight in all the land. Therefore, when the evil dragon stole Arthur’s daughter, Princess Ashlee, Samuel Worthington was the one chosen to go and rescue her from the ( Read more... )

So this past week has been extremely busy. As you can see in my previous entry, my Valentine’s Day was AMAZING to say the least. I got to spend it with Miss Samantha and I have to say it was quite magical. Ummerz, lets see. I quite honestly don’t remember Wednesday at all except for the mandatory Prep practice, which was very uhh, fun. We went over ( Read more... )

Okay so USUALLY i absolutely hate valentine's day[probably cuz its very lonely most of the time]. this year it was SURREAL. i can't even explain it. just WOW ( Read more... )

so OH MAN. THIS WEEKEND HAS BEEN COOL. friday we had the day off which was muy excellente. i had to wake up kind of early and drive everyone to school and work cuz WHOA! one car. then i had to run lots and lots of errands and i went to the mall and the dentist and got mad at the teeth cleaning lady because she cut open my mouth and it hurt bad and ( Read more... )

One rainy day as I sat in my room with my friends Nick and John with nothing to do, something crazy happened. A little leprechaun named Patty O’Furniture jumped out of my closet. “G’day lads!” he exclaimed in his high-pitched Irish accent. “What are your names?” I replied, “I’m Brian and these are my friends John and Nick.” Patty then explained ( Read more... )

Friday night I went to Kieran's house and then Sam picked me and him up for our date[if you can really call it that cuz fuckface insisted on tagging along]. then we went to some funky restaurant with couch's and titfuck fell asleep which was A GOOD THING! YAHOO! then we went to matty's house and he was dressed in an adult tigger suit which is ( Read more... )

I sat there in my god-forsaken cell tied to the damn bedpost with that enormous hulking guard standing just outside the door. In my mind I tried to devise some kind of plan but no bright ideas came to mind. Then I realized I would just have to use my amazing superhero powers and break the ropes with brute strength because I mean, what the crap, I’m ( Read more... )

" i wanna give a shout out to the hottest girl who is reading this right about now- Samantha Lynn."

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coming in the next entry

SALVATORE JOHNNY REDSEED: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY! MWAHAH

that's right! 4 years in a row we have won the north jersey sectional championship. it was surreal. probably one of the proudest moments of my life. we won by like 50 points or something beating out ridgewood and bergen catholic. SUCKAS ( Read more... )