SALVATORE JOHNNY REDSEED: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY!

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I sat there in my god-forsaken cell tied to the damn bedpost with that enormous hulking guard standing just outside the door. In my mind I tried to devise some kind of plan but no bright ideas came to mind. Then I realized I would just have to use my amazing superhero powers and break the ropes with brute strength because I mean, what the crap, I’m

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[danielgold]

after reading that, i laughed, i cried, i peed my pants a little ... only without crying or peeing my pants. great job!

[idontwear_acoat]

haha, thats my brothers name for the army or whatever it was. I dunno if you knew that..

-Michelle

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I DID KNOW THAT!

THAT IS WHY I PICKED IT!

[idontwear_acoat]

geeze, sorry. lol

[anonymous]

OH EM GEE, the boy who wrote this is a genius. lol. <33

[endof_heartache]

i think we shoudl ahve a compition who's creatvie writing are better.i did enjoy this.