Voicemail

[like_a_sponge]

"Hey, hey, hey, this is Greg! I can't get to the phone right now, so leave me a snazzy message and there will be an effort to get back to you. But in an effortless kind of way, because I'm easygoing like that. I'm a smooth kinda guy. Breezy, even. Back home, they call me 'Easy, breezy Greg Sanders,' which is kind of a pain in the ass for my

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[peter__parker]

A deep and possibly slightly terrifying voice could be heard on the line.

"There's somebody in your room!"