Voicemail

[like_a_sponge]

"Hey, hey, hey, this is Greg! I can't get to the phone right now, so leave me a snazzy message and there will be an effort to get back to you. But in an effortless kind of way, because I'm easygoing like that. I'm a smooth kinda guy. Breezy, even. Back home, they call me 'Easy, breezy Greg Sanders,' which is kind of a pain in the ass for my teachers. I mean, can you imagine having to call that out in attendance every day? I can't. It would suck so hard, man.

...um. Anyway. Leave a message at the beep!"