There is no rose of swytch vertue.

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I have the weirdest friends, who send me the weirdest things. Case in Point:

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Deadly Hamster

[austindesigns]

Whats funny is that petco has all sorts of snakes, tarantulas, hermit crabs, ferrets and weasels, but you know what animal every employee will tell you the do NOT want to handle?

You guessed it. Hamsters. They bite more than any other animal and are the most returned small animal ("he bit my kid!!").

You dont even need to tape a knife to its back. They are angry fuzzy little shits.

[gonzo_md]

that's just hilarious enough not to be jaw-dropping and horrifying

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I figured you could appreciate the idea behind this. I want one of killer sheep!!! BAAAA!!!