the true story...

do you remember the story of the boy and his first date ( Read more... )

i don't care ( Read more... )

someday...

i hope i'm
SO INTERESTING
that people will answer their phones
when i call them.

just a thought...

( dear dad )

to do ( Read more... )

so this morning i wake up, drive around for a half hour to repark my car, then come back and check my balance to make sure i can make my car payment ( Read more... )

what function does it serve for someone you've started dating to tell you that they've been engaged before ( Read more... )

so after months of saving and living at home, i started leasing a beautiful new beetle convertible last monday


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i'm sitting next to a kid whose schizophrenia went unmedicated over the weekend because he was at his mom's without meds. he took them this morning but is essentially sleeping with his head on the keyboard instead of doing MAVIS BEACON TEACHES TYPING. poor kid. at least i'm not creeped out by him anymore ( Read more... )

dan: call me now
dan: 1-900-rye-loaf
dan: for hot, rye bread press one
dan: for hot, pumpernickel press two
dan: to listen to some sizzling hot latke action press three