I'm on that new birth control that allows you to only have three periods a year. There are several good things about this, namely 1) i only have three periods a year and 2) my champagne cup size breasts are rapidly morphing into giant jenna jameson-like basoomas. however, there are some bad things about this. 1) because i don't get my period every ( Read more... )

My passport just came in the mail today and I am leaving for the airport at 10 p.m. this evening. My new bathing suit also came today. Is that luck or what ( Read more... )

I'M A FUCKING WRECK.

I AM SO BROKE. SO SO SO SO SO BROKE. I NEED AN EMERGENCY JOB, STAT.
If you see me dressed as the Statue of Liberty and holding a "We'll Do Your Taxes!" sign on the streetcorner sometime soon, you'll know why.

Somehow I have convinced my mom to let me travel to Aruba this summer with Taylor and the rest of the Rec/Leisure kids (Brett, Hans, Mike, and Jessica). I am SO EXCITED!!!! Jessica's parents have timeshares all over the place I guess, so we are staying in a resort for free-all I'm paying for is my passport, the ticket, and my extracurricular cash. ( Read more... )

You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you.
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't you?If you're in my corner, you're in it. If you're not/can't handle it, get out and stay out ( Read more... )

i have a new job. i get paid $10/hr to alphabetize files at a law firm from 8am-noon Mon-Fri. I also still work 10 hours+ at Big 5, and in a week or so i'm going to start being a personal assistant for the head of the firm on weekends. i'm going to be making about a thousand dollars a month with both jobs, but its only been 3 days and i'm already ( Read more... )

Happy Halloween, everyone ( Read more... )

matt nemerson's mother was impaled by a metal rod last week during a car accident and killed.
i am in the process of getting his family's address so i can send my condolences.
before anyone turns this into a cruel joke please think about what you would feel if your own mother had died in this very tragic fashion.
matt, i am so sorry.

Zero hour to the family reunion is rapidly approaching. Oh God oh God oh God.