Fic: 5 Times Shaun Wished Sam Spoke Sheep, white cortina, dakfinv

[dakfinv]

Title: Five Times Shaun Wished Sam Spoke Sheep
Author: dak
Word Count: 1249 words
Rating: the fluffiest of white cortinas
A/N: Will only make sense if you've read Sam and the Sheep and Chopped. For

Comments

[norfolkdumpling]

I BLOODY LOVE YOU! (see - you made me capslock!)

This is all kinds of fantastic and I cannot thank you enough. You have put the biggest grin on my face. And Gene being Sam's sheepdog is the AU to end them all :D

So many great lines I can't quote them all, but I especially loved Shaun's breathless (bleatless?) stream of consciousness and this one:

Like they wanted to rip your wool right off. I was trying to tell ‘em, “Sammy can strip his own wool,”

made me laugh out loud, while this:

Sam? Sam? Sam? Can we stop now? Please? Please? Please? I’ll never eat again, I swear. Sam? Sam? Sam? Why’d he call you Gladys?

had me making very Shaun-like happy bleaty noises.

Thank you so so so so so much! ♥

So many happy bleaty noises that my html deserted me. *headdesk*

[dakfinv]

Well, thank you for the super awesome prompt! It made me laugh the first time I saw it, and I just couldn't wait to write it. If Gene couldn't be Sam's sheepdog, I don't know who could.

Thank you!!

[mistress_pol]

Just. Brilliant. XD I think I may have woken up the neighbour with my cackling, but this is exactly what I needed to start my morning off. ♥

[dakfinv]

Thank you so much!

[culf]

LOL!
Shaun sounds like a stoner. *g*

I think my favorite part was Shaun thinking him and Gene were going to have words about how Gene was supposed to look after Sam.

[dakfinv]

Have you ever met a sheep? They are dazed and paranoid - the perfect stoners.

And Shaun is totally gonna have words. Oh God, there is now a Shaun vs. Gene fic brewing in my brain. This is just not right. Die, bunnies, die!

[jean_geanie]

I think it was all the Dudes in the first part but now Shaun's voice will forever be Ashton Kutcher for me.

That said this is adorable ;) I love how Shaun identifies Sam as a co-sheep and Gene as his Sheepdog.

" And, if she does want to tear your wool off, too, she’s being much more subtle about it. I like that." Gold ;)

"Gene? You and me? We’re gonna have words." XD

[dakfinv]

Thank you so much!

[dakfinv]

Thank you! (Shaun would definitely get a long with the surfers...)