bigboy44110 (12:29:30 AM): don't ever watch cloverfield...EVER ( Read more... )

The Marie Tour de France Part Un Is Online

"Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you've got about a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies-God damn it, you've got to be kind."

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this has been the most stressful week i can ever remember having. every day something gone wrong. not enough things to numb the aftermath. things had better start to go my way, or i don't know what i'm gonna do. and to counter this heavy submission, a shopping penguin.

Amputated arm attached to man's groinregarding above link ( Read more... )

Maher: And finally, new rule in two parts ( Read more... )

How dare you, Mr. President, after taking cynical advantage of the unanimity and love, and transmuting it into fraudulent war and needless death, after monstrously transforming it into fear and suspicion and turning that fear into the campaign slogan of three elections? How dare you -- or those around you -- ever "spin" 9/11?

so i argue with older men a lot, i'm a bartender, when people get drunk it's what i do. i NEVER bring up politics, it's stupid to defend my liberal beliefs to drunk republicans who tip me well. however, tonight was the night i should get an academy award for attempting to quell my disdain and anger to a group of older men who believe they are right ( Read more... )