Okay I'm awake! I mean I was awake earlier but I had a headache so I kinda hung around and took a shower. I'M SO HAPPY THERE'S HOT WATER! ...wow I kinda got a headache imagining myself yelling that. At least I'm in better shape than last year
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HAAAAAAAAAPPY NEW YEAR AMERICA!
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Yikes ow-- HAPPY NEW YEAR! Sorry it's not as enthusiastic as I'd like, it's like I traded my voice away too.
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[ Grinning, yes he's an ass]
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[ BEING AN ASS ON PURPOSE IS EVEN WORSE ;w; but America isn't mad. ]
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Man you've got some skinny thighs.
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No way it's all muscle I've been working out and I can't even eat all the delicious food I'd like here and it's winter so I'm gonna get even thinner and I'll be muscular and hip and cool and you're just really skinny that's all!
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Staaaaaare.]
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STARING BACK. ]
You're not lookin' too good. You alright?
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I-i'm sorry! P-please don't hit me! I'm sorry!
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Hit you?! Why would I do that?! Wha-- I'm not gonna hurt you! Man I'm not even in the same room as you!
[ ...and yet he looks around his apartment just to be sure. ]
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[NOT WILLING TO ADMIT A THING, SHHH]
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[ America is not winning any Father of the Year awards any time soon. ]
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[no, no he's not. also, teach her how to nurse a hangover, damnit.]
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[ he figured he could set an example by curling in bed with the lights off and a cup of water. ]
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