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[libertyfuckyeah]

Okay I'm awake! I mean I was awake earlier but I had a headache so I kinda hung around and took a shower. I'M SO HAPPY THERE'S HOT WATER! ...wow I kinda got a headache imagining myself yelling that. At least I'm in better shape than last year

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[Video]

[youronlysister]

[These two haven't met yet because Lolita's a newbie, so, might as well introduce her. Now, what magical, charming, seductive introduction is she going to use? None. Because this is Lolita - bruised, bloodied and beaten Lolita, and the only thing she knows how to do is stare. Which is what she's going to do.

Staaaaaare.]

[Video]

[libertyfuckyeah]

[ Seductive introductions would be lost on Captain Oblivious anyway, especially when he's dealing with the echos of a hangover. At the moment he kinda looks like he ran through a wardrobe and threw on whatever garment came in his path.

STARING BACK. ]

You're not lookin' too good. You alright?

[Video]

[youronlysister]

[Gah-! Acknowledgement? Surely that must mean beating! She flinches back in complete terror and squeezes her rabbit plushie to her chest.]

I-i'm sorry! P-please don't hit me! I'm sorry!

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[libertyfuckyeah]

[ Oh my god this is breaking his heart a bit. But more than that he's confused right now. ]

Hit you?! Why would I do that?! Wha-- I'm not gonna hurt you! Man I'm not even in the same room as you!

[ ...and yet he looks around his apartment just to be sure. ]

[Video]

[youronlysister]

[She may look to be in her early twenties, but she's still a child, at heart. A very, very scary child. AND WHY IS HIS VOICE RAISED? HOLY SHIT, HE'S GOING TO BASH HER! She retreats even further back, burying her face in the filthy fur of her rabbit.]

I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Please don't beat me! Please! I'm sorry!

[Hysterical? Yep, she's getting there. Hell, she's even sobbing, now. IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, AMERICA. SOMEHOW.]

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[libertyfuckyeah]

AHHHHHHH WHY ARE WE YELLING WHAT'S WRONG AHHH--

[ AHHHHHH wait this obviously isn't helping. Too bad he's always loud in every single context. Here is him trying to calm down and talk more softly. ]

Hey, hey, shhh, it's alright. Look, I'm not gonna hurt you. See? I'm not even anywhere near you! And you've got nothing to be sorry about! It's fine. Everything's chill!

[ He holds up his hands defensively, smiling nervously. ]