Dude! Where the fuck is the coriander, yo? And what is this strange, orange crap over here. It looks like a dead rat dipped in cheese. I refuse to work under these circumstances, captain! Or not until I get either a. some real food, or b. some real booze to take my mind off this shit ( Read more... )

Hey Rude, I think the Apocalypse is coming. Wanna know why?

Heh, looks like I've been dragged into this little game too.

1. Kuja
2. Jasmine
3. Rude
4. Celes
5. Rufus… I mean the President
6. Tseng
7. Irvine
8. Ariel
9. Zidane
10. Tidus

Answer these questions in relation to the people listed above.

Say #9 decided to move in with you. Is that cool?
That hyperactive nutcase? I think I’ll pass.

Would #7 ever make out with # ( Read more... )

Oh joy. Today's my birthday. Pity I have to spend it here in "Castle Asswipe".

As if today couldn't get better....

Damnit, I need a drink badly. Where's an effin' bar when you need one. This castle seems to have everything else, so why not a nice glass of booze!?

... Okay... um, what!?

I woke up this morning to find it dark. Reeeeeaaaaally dark, like midnight dark. Man, either I'm pretty wasted from last night, or something's up.

Damn, yo. I knew this was gonna happen sooner or later. Sometimes being a Reaper sucks.