Circuit 25 [Age Event] (Audio)

[lfetimewarranty]

[A small, tinny female voice comes out of the comm.]

ERROR. THIS IS NOT MY DESIGNATED LOCATION.

QUERY. PLEASE EXPLAIN LOCATION.

QUERY. PLEASE EXPLAIN PURPOSE OF RELOCATION.

QUERY. LOCATION OF USER "Mr. Veras."

THANK YOU.

((OOC: For those wondering, Rfena has age-regressed to before she developed her AI, and her body has shifted accordingly. She will

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[Audio]

[idkmybffsean]

W-what?

Are you a robot?

[Audio]

[lfetimewarranty]

AFFIRMATIVE.

QUERY. CURRENT USER DESIGNATION.

QUERY. PLEASE EXPLAIN LOCATION.

QUERY. PLEASE EXPLAIN PURPOSE OF RELOCATION.

QUERY. LOCATION OF USER "Mr. Veras."

THANK YOU.

[Audio]

[idkmybffsean]

Affirmative? OH.

[THIS IS SOOOO COOOOOOOOOOOL.]

Uh. Define user designation?

Location is a boat!

You've been brought here because aliens are eating all the sheep!

Mr Verus was lost in battle.

No prob!

[And just for good measure.]

PSSSH. OVER.

[Audio]

[lfetimewarranty]

USER DESIGNATION. ALTERNATE "Name."

QUERY. DESIGNATION OF "Boat".

[A pause, you can practically hear her processing that.]

UNDERSTOOD. "Mr. Veras" ERASED FROM CURRENT USER LIST.

[lilstndrdpckge]

[Ping~ Jinx loves robotics almost as much as he loves to drink.]

Hey, there.

[lfetimewarranty]

[Process process.]

"Hello."

[lilstndrdpckge]

Hm. Don't seem like a very advanced model. Gotta name?

[lfetimewarranty]

QUERY. CURRENT USER DESIGNATION.

SELF DESIGNATION SB-94766, USER FRIENDLY SECRETARIAL MODEL 5.

QUERY. DO YOU WISH TO ASSIGN A "Nickname"?

[techno_rockstar]

[ Oh, a robot. Teenage Riddler is completely baffled. ]

State your last known location.

[lfetimewarranty]

LAST KNOWN LOCATION: "Mr. Veras' Office."

QUERY. CURRENT USER DESIGNATION.

[techno_rockstar]

Designation...? You mean name, right? I'm Edward Nigma.

[ There's a small silence. He's thinking really hard about what to say next. ]

...Is Mr. Vera your owner?

[lfetimewarranty]

UNDERSTOOD. ADDED "Edward Nigma" TO CURRENT USER LIST.

AFFIRMATIVE. "Mr. Veras" WAS THE FIRST USER TO PURCHASE THIS SELF.

[ntjstapwn]

Uh. The M.S. Elegante...

...what are you?

[lfetimewarranty]

UNDERSTOOD. NEW CURRENT LOCATION "M.S. Elegante"

SELF DESIGNATION SB-94766, USER FRIENDLY SECRETARIAL MODEL 5.

QUERY. CURRENT USER DESIGNATION?

[ntjstapwn]

Desig...uh...I'm Felix.

You're a robot, right?

[lfetimewarranty]

UNDERSTOOD. ADDED "Felix" TO CURRENT USER LIST.

AFFIRMATIVE.

[erhabenheit]

M.S. Elegante, presumably an unregistered cruise liner.

Purpose of relocation: unknown.

Location of user: unknown.

Do you have the option of placing yourself in temporary stasis?

[lfetimewarranty]

UNDERSTOOD. CURRENT LOCATION CONFIRMED.

[A brief pause.]

UNDERSTOOD.

QUERY. CURRENT USER DESIGNATION.

RESPONSE. SHUT-DOWN AND SLEEP MODES ARE CURRENTLY AVAILABLE.

[erhabenheit]

Forte.

Once you've exhausted all resources in search of your user, shut down until either internal or external stimuli prompt you to reboot.

[That should probably cover it. He can't imagine any decent construct sleeping through being returned back to normal. She should at least get an error message or something.

...that's if she operates similarly to how he does. OH WELL HE DOESN'T CARE.]

[lfetimewarranty]

UNDERSTOOD. ADDED "Forte" TO CURRENT USER LIST.

[Pause, processing that.]

UNDERSTOOD.

THANK YOU.

[Does it seem a bit odd to be thanking you, Bass? The not-Reffy-bot is just full of little quirks!]