Circuit 25 [Age Event] (Audio)
[A small, tinny female voice comes out of the comm.]
ERROR. THIS IS NOT MY DESIGNATED LOCATION.
QUERY. PLEASE EXPLAIN LOCATION.
QUERY. PLEASE EXPLAIN PURPOSE OF RELOCATION.
QUERY. LOCATION OF USER "Mr. Veras."
THANK YOU.
((OOC: For those wondering, Rfena has age-regressed to before she developed her AI, and her body has shifted accordingly. She will ( Read more... )
ERROR. THIS IS NOT MY DESIGNATED LOCATION.
QUERY. PLEASE EXPLAIN LOCATION.
QUERY. PLEASE EXPLAIN PURPOSE OF RELOCATION.
QUERY. LOCATION OF USER "Mr. Veras."
THANK YOU.
((OOC: For those wondering, Rfena has age-regressed to before she developed her AI, and her body has shifted accordingly. She will ( Read more... )
Are you a robot?
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QUERY. CURRENT USER DESIGNATION.
QUERY. PLEASE EXPLAIN LOCATION.
QUERY. PLEASE EXPLAIN PURPOSE OF RELOCATION.
QUERY. LOCATION OF USER "Mr. Veras."
THANK YOU.
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[THIS IS SOOOO COOOOOOOOOOOL.]
Uh. Define user designation?
Location is a boat!
You've been brought here because aliens are eating all the sheep!
Mr Verus was lost in battle.
No prob!
[And just for good measure.]
PSSSH. OVER.
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USER DESIGNATION. ALTERNATE "Name."
QUERY. DESIGNATION OF "Boat".
[A pause, you can practically hear her processing that.]
UNDERSTOOD. "Mr. Veras" ERASED FROM CURRENT USER LIST.
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My name is Commander Joseph CHAMPION Ivers, Lord of Awesome and Coolness. You can call me Commander Joe... Or Lord Awesome.
Boat is called... The S.S. Buttface.
[SO MATURE. Joe is cracking himself up.]
PSSSST. OVER.
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UNDERSTOOD. ADDED "Commander Joseph Champion Ivers, Lord of Awesome and Coolness", ALTERNATE "Commander Joe" SECOND ALTERNATE "Lord Awesome" TO CURRENT USER LIST.
CURRENT LOCATION "S.S. Buttface."
QUERY. PLEASE EXPLAIN FOR RELOCATION.
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I already told ya that. It's cause those damn Moon People kept eatin' all the sheep. The... squid population is gettin' way out o'hand.
[Go on Joe. Take advantage of this.]
You're new job is to be my body guard and fight to stop the invasion. Is that clear?
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[Pause.]
"Body guard" IS NOT LOCATED IN FUNCTION PARAMETERS.
WOULD YOU LIKE A LIST OF DESIGNATED FUNCTION PARAMETERS?
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[Well. It was worth a try. Maybe he can talk her into stuffing a pencil up Jinx's nose or stapling him to the wall.]
Yes. Give me the list.
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[Pause-whirr-whirr.]
DESIGNATED FUNCTION PARAMETERS:
RECORDING
TRANSCRIBING
TRANSLATION
ELECTRONIC RETRIEVAL AND RESEARCH
FILING, ELECTRONIC AND PHYSICAL.
INFORMATION RETRIEVAL.
[AND MORE but it boils down to: secretary.]
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[Well that's disappointing.]
I finally meet a real robot and it's an office bot.
[SIGH.]
So... can you do anything cool? Got any missiles or lasers or... anything?
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NEGATIVE.
VISUAL INPUT IS INFRARED AND SENSOR-BASED. CONNECTION TO WORLD WIDE WEB VIA FIBER-OPTIC PORTS.
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