[SCANS] Rikkai's WHOLE Punishment to Sanada
By the Authors of Midnight Diet, Hato Matsu and Heidi Tomiko...
Rikkai's Punishment
Sanada wasn't so willing to take punishment as the manga would have us think.
Renji asks them to suggest possible punishments.
Yagyuu wants a gentlemanly self-reflection. Akaya wants to slap him hard. Junta want's for him to starve until graduation. Jackal, shave off his head. Niou, use roasted laver to make sideburns to wear for life.
Yagyuu protests their ungentemanly methods. They pick on him.
Yukimura has sent his opinion on a letter. He is apologetic for the burdens of his absence and all understanding of Sanada's defeat.
But in the end, "a defeat is a defeat", and the verdict is "Commit SEPPUKU!".
Renji: "Just kidding".
The true verdict of Yukimura is: "Sentence of imprisonment".
And here we go. I love the method they use to get him in the cabinet.
Bunta worries about him being hungry, and gives him some of his Korean pickles.
Akaya asks him if he prefers meat, and complains about how only ham can get through the slit over the door.
Renji gives him some kind of fish mat rich in calcium so that his blood pressure doesn't go up any further.
And adds something to drink. HOT TEA.
Niou realizes that Sanada must be that angry because he doesn't have his beloved cap.
But since it didn't go in as it was...
Yagyuu offers his sewing kit so that he can mend it inside. However, the box doesn't go in either, so he pours directly the contents.
Needles shower Sanada.
Bunta asks Jackal whether his father has found a job yet, and upon the "no", decides to provoke a fire in town so that Jackal can sell the school's fire extingushers. Niou goes to help.
Yagyuu wants to prevent it. They mock him.
I love the way he tells them to fuck off in gentleman-language: from "go eat shit" to "proceed to savour pooh". "Marchaos a la caquita".
Then Niou dresses as Yagyuu and leaves Yagyuu's student's card at the arson scene.
The following day, Yagyuu is arrested and Sanada is forgotten completely.
Yukimura's present.
In reward for all his efforts and the burden he has borne for him, Yukimura presents Sanada with a very special sword.
Sanada is very impressed and flattered.
Until he remembers what such a sword is for, that is:
Yukimura offers him his fruit knife for the disembowelment.
And then: "It's was just a joke. I am not blaming you for the defeat" but "I defeated my sickness, you know?"
Bunta and Jackal: "He is serious!"
Rikkai Dai Fuzoku Tennis Club hid a gentle-mannered demon among them.
OH, MUM, WHERE DID MY GLASSES GO?
The end...for now.
Any comments or corrections well appreciated!