I got an invitation, too. It's weird. I was also at Dot's yesterday, and saw the same envelope in her mailbox, so I think she got an invitation, too. It's gonna be a circus.
Hey, when are you and me gonna have coffee? I miss your incessant prattle. (Even though Claire totally makes up for it. Speaking of, I'm taking the both of you shopping soon, how's that?)
Perhaps the three of us should shop for something that would be appropriate for me to wear. I need something that is not weird, brightly colored, slutty or that I've worn while (pining over/being seduced by/scoring drugs from) the groom.
No. That's the problem. Every stitch of clothing I own has been tainted by his presence, his breath and my hormonal reactions to him. Therefore, I must start fresh and anew.
Not much of a clothes shopper. Or a fashion guy. You need anyone to lug boxes of clothes around and tell you that you look pretty in everything though, gimme a call. I'm just doing the suit-tie thing.
You'll be wearing handcuffs, chained to something to keep you from doing something like scratching her eyes out. Wait, that's why *I* should be cuffed to something! Nah, I'll be good, I swear. I honestly don't hate her. I hate the situation, if that makes sense.
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Hey, when are you and me gonna have coffee? I miss your incessant prattle. (Even though Claire totally makes up for it. Speaking of, I'm taking the both of you shopping soon, how's that?)
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(Oh wait, you were probably thoroughly seduced in your birthday suit.)
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In short: Fuck you, Hemingway.
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I'll prolly go if only for John cos it sure as fuck won't be for her but if I do it'll prolly be in jeans and a ratty-assed tank top or something.
Or maybe mourning black, again for John.
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I just want him to be happy.
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