FIC: They Don't Tell Us Anything

[lettered]

Title: They Don't Tell Us Anything
Characters: Gen. Sera Gamble, various writers, Jared Padalecki, Jensen Ackles, the Impala, and Sam's hair
Rating: PG-13, for swear words
Summary: This is how they wrote that episode, and what the actors thought when they saw the script. Can be read as sequel to Same As The Old Boss, but can be read independently

Comments

[kalliel]

You know, I have been waiting and waiting and waiting and hoping that someone, someday, would write amazing writer's room RPF. AND HERE IT IS. I love this beyond imagination. Bessssssst. And d'awww, the Bens are so adorable in this incarnation. I love the Plots and the Wall of Death and Sera's Plans!

[lettered]

writer's room RPF

I know, right; why isn't there more of it?

Thanks so much :o)

[snickfic]

I'm pretty sure there is nothing in this entire fic that isn't true. Including the bits with Becky and the Impala and Sam's hair.

You're the only person I've seen make the connection between Sam killing the psychic dude and Sam forgiving Dean for killing Kaylee Amy, but yes.

Oh, and don’t forget, Dean’s an alcoholic now.”

“Oh,” said Ben.

“He wasn’t before?” asked Ben.

Yes to this, too.

[lettered]

Oh man, really? Definitely Sam forgives Dean for Kaylee because of the psychic dude. I'm stuck on why they kill those people in the first place. I have a feeling they're just going to go all . . . tenth Doctor; they start thinking they're the shit and can do anything, you know? But I still trust the show not to let them get away with it.

[snickfic]

The boys have never figured out a satisfactory method for dealing with witches, have they? Or mystically evil humans (as opposed to monsters or garden-variety evil humans) in general? Most of their witches before a) turned out to be demons (Mallficus Mallificarum), b) died at someone else's hand (It's the Great Pumpkin, Sam Winchester), or b) were too powerful to be killed (the Starks in 7.05). Max Miller killed himself, too, and Andy killed his twin brother. The boys themselves usually get out of having to make the decision to kill or not.

Here, though, I wondered why Sam didn't wing the guy and then knock him out or something. Killing, even in self-defense, didn't seem to be the only option.

[lettered]

Yeah. They've killed plenty, but usually things that are no longer humans, like vampires (though thankfully, the show has raised the question about whether that is morally acceptable, too). When they've killed humans before, there has been actual discussion about how wrong it is. Like when Dean was going to kill that dude who had telekenesis (the one who was abused and given powers by Yellow Eyes? Forgot the ep title).

That's how come I like this show; when I have big moral questions about how they behave, usually the show has those questions too. But killing Amy and killing that dude in this ep... nope, unacceptable. Also, leaving the Starks around to kill other people, also unacceptable, and seems really uncharacteristic. I'm waiting to see what happens with it all! They tell us nothing ;o)

[auntmo9]

Oh, this is fabulous! I loved every second of it! This is the kind of RPF that I get. And and the adorable Bens and Sera's plans, oh my goodness! :D

[lettered]

Sera's plans were so fun to write. I'm glad you enjoyed this :o)

[tattooeddevil]

Sam’s hair shook itself out. “I’m just that fabulous.”
Amen *snorts*

Love this to death, like the previous one :) <3 Please keep going?? Please? *steals Sam's puppy eyes* PLEASE?

[tattooeddevil]

Oh, I forgot... What about Sam's side burns....? Or... more like the hair currently taking over his cheeks? #invasion

[lettered]

hahahaha. I was totally wondering if Sam's side burns are like, a whole 'nother cast member.

The idea was actually to write one of these for each ep, but man, I don't really have much time. Thanks so much for reading, though.

[tattooeddevil]

They totally are. Seriously, I haven't been able to not be distracted by them since S06... They're just slowly taking over his face... They're like halfway across his cheeks, it's ridiculous! I snort every time I see Sam, it kinda gets in the way of watching the eps... :P

Writing one for every ep would be cool, but way too time consuming. Just... Do one every 5 eps or so? (hey, I'm getting as much outta this as I can, it's hilarious! :P)

[tahirire]

*howls with laughter*

I am memming the hell out of this. Omg.

*rotfl*

[lettered]

ha! Thanks :o)