FIC: They Don't Tell Us Anything

[lettered]

Title: They Don't Tell Us Anything
Characters: Gen. Sera Gamble, various writers, Jared Padalecki, Jensen Ackles, the Impala, and Sam's hair
Rating: PG-13, for swear words
Summary: This is how they wrote that episode, and what the actors thought when they saw the script. Can be read as sequel to Same As The Old Boss, but can be read independently

Comments

[tattooeddevil]

Sam’s hair shook itself out. “I’m just that fabulous.”
Amen *snorts*

Love this to death, like the previous one :) <3 Please keep going?? Please? *steals Sam's puppy eyes* PLEASE?

[tattooeddevil]

Oh, I forgot... What about Sam's side burns....? Or... more like the hair currently taking over his cheeks? #invasion

[lettered]

hahahaha. I was totally wondering if Sam's side burns are like, a whole 'nother cast member.

The idea was actually to write one of these for each ep, but man, I don't really have much time. Thanks so much for reading, though.

[tattooeddevil]

They totally are. Seriously, I haven't been able to not be distracted by them since S06... They're just slowly taking over his face... They're like halfway across his cheeks, it's ridiculous! I snort every time I see Sam, it kinda gets in the way of watching the eps... :P

Writing one for every ep would be cool, but way too time consuming. Just... Do one every 5 eps or so? (hey, I'm getting as much outta this as I can, it's hilarious! :P)

[lettered]

heeee. IDK. Why are they there? Maybe I need to write a fic about that. I feel like they're making him into a werewolf. Seriously, Padalecki. Just see a barber.

...There needs to be an evil!barber plot. There could be Sweeny Todd references.

[tattooeddevil]

I am convinced they are plotting to take over his face and join his beard-hair into a pseudo-goatee. Now Jared can pull off just about anything, including a burlap sack if he chooses so, but a goatee? Seriously, he needs a shave. Like, NOW 0_0

Ooooooh, Sweeny Todd! Can Johnny Depp be a guest? And will there be songs? And the best pies in London? Dean would be pleased :) Or would Dean be Sweeny? I can see him doing the whole wave-the-razor-around-menancingly thing? This needs thought.... (and doing! hint-hint :P)

[lettered]

Well, I think Dean would mostly just look at Sweeny and say, "Why are you singing. Stop. Right the fuck now. Hey . . . pie." Then the look on his face when he realizes what's in the pie. ... Yeah.

I am convinced they are plotting to take over his face

OMG it's a conspiracy!