You can be the mayo - I've already claimed mustard.
You're kidding, right? I want to be the bread between two slabs of meat.
Ok, so they were propositioning him for pictures, not sex, but they made fans look bad. Dude, go home and write RPS about him if you think he looks just like Harry Potter. Write about how you shagged him silly in the middle of the cinema! But don't give him a hard time in person, especially when he's only eight.
These were laugh-out-loud funny. I read them to my husband and child (she's 21, so, not a child to anyone but me) and they were highly appreciative. The missive to the villains alone was worth the price of admission, as it were.
Because evil has to be seductive. If it isn't tempting, resisting it is a no-brainer. When evil appeals, when there's a desire to join it, give in to it, surrender...that's when the true moral struggle begins.
All those interested in losing the moral struggle to Lucius Malfoy, say, YUM!
You're totally right, except that in the books, neither Lucius or Voldemort seems seductive. Snape does (despite being ugly and having questionable personal hygeine habits, I find the descriptions of his voice and movements very sensual), and Snape is really the only villain who might actually be a good guy. There must be something seductive about Voldemort for so many people to be drawn to his cause, but JKR really hasn't delved into it. The movie does a better job. Just by casting Ralph Fiennes. *thud*
and YUM! The elder Malfoy can evil me up any time he wants.
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You're kidding, right? I want to be the bread between two slabs of meat.
Ok, so they were propositioning him for pictures, not sex, but they made fans look bad. Dude, go home and write RPS about him if you think he looks just like Harry Potter. Write about how you shagged him silly in the middle of the cinema! But don't give him a hard time in person, especially when he's only eight.
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I like your icon.
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All those interested in losing the moral struggle to Lucius Malfoy, say, YUM!
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and YUM! The elder Malfoy can evil me up any time he wants.
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