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I decided I want to shave my beard into something ridiculous and super gay. It's happening right now and you can't stop me.

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these girls stole mine and jesse's bit! curse them for doing it better and sexier. we will have our revenge!

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oh fuck ya.

fuck it, ill say it. zac efron is hot. i wish i could look like him. he also has a mad hot girl. i hope she shaves tho. how do i become him?

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soooo gayyyyy.

Mercedes Benz are over rated anyways...

8 years have passed since I've held one. 8 long year since it has been in my possession! Too long have I put aside my needs to pretend to skateboard with my fingers! Today, I decided it was time to change this monstrosity! Today, I bought the greatest invention known to mankind; the Tech Deck! Miniaturized skateboard for your fingers. In grade 8 I ( Read more... )

I am so ready for the summer time. I've cut off a lot of pants/shirts, got a new hat, beach bod is rockin, diy hair cut, and a sweet bike/skateboard to ride around. I can't wait for the summer time. Fuck this cold weather shit. What a bunch of cock this is. Who wants to go to the beach?