Government Shutdown: Would You Rather

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[beetsbearsbsg]

Would you rather spend the day with the Gergiches or the Dwyers?

Keep in mind: The Gergiches cook the most amazing food, but you’ll have to sing bizarre songs like “Eggs, Bacon, and Toast” before every meal and deal with the even more bizarre fact that Jerry/Larry/Terry is so beloved. The Dwyers are fun and boisterous, but they’ll probably accidentally break your ribs while roughhousing with you.

[throwingpens]

Dwyers, I feel like I would fit right in with them. (my family plays sports indoors constantly.)

[angelica_rules]

DWYER-LUDGATES ALL THE WAY! We can play with marshmallow shooters and never clean and have fun.

[beetsbearsbsg]

I own marshmallow shooters, fyi ;)

[beetsbearsbsg]

Would you rather adopt Jean-Ralphio or Orin into your family?

Keep in mind: Jean-Ralphio knows where all the best parties are, but you’ll have to publicly acknowledge that he is your brother. Orin will leave you alone for the most part, except when he suddenly appears behind you both in public and at home.

[angelica_rules]

THIS IS TOO DIFFICULT.
but Jean-Ralphio. We'd sing and do stupid things. He is kinda like my brother but more fabulous.

[emilyla]

Jean-Ralphio because Orin is terrifying.

[bowlsohard]

Orin. I can fix that. Jean-Ralphio can't be helped.

[beetsbearsbsg]

Would you rather throw a clown-themed birthday party for the triplets or a superhero-themed birthday party for Champion?

Keep in mind: Clowns are horrifying, but the triplets are the best. Seeing a bunch of dogs run around in capes is adorable, but you’ll have to clean up an entire backyard worth of dog poop.

[angelica_rules]

clowns are the worst and champion deserves the best!

[emilyla]

Definitely a Champion party because all I want in life is to hug Champion

[bowlsohard]

Cheating! I say superhero triplets. Clowns are horrible and I don't think Leslie or Ben would let that happen.

[beetsbearsbsg]

Would you rather have Jerry or Ron watch the Knope-Wyatt triplets?

Keep in mind: Jerry is actually a great dad and would keep the kids happy and safe, though the kids will probably end up locking him in a closet for fun. Ron will keep the kids in line. He’ll also teach them how to use power tools.

[bowlsohard]

Larry. I love Ron so much, but I want to know what he is teaching my kids.

[ashisfriendly]

Let's go with Larry. Not glasses boy is the ring leader. Girl thinks up all the clever ideas for it, though. Glasses is reading/drawing a picture for Oliver.

[americnxidiot]

Ron. I don't know that Jerry could handle three babies at once, unless they're all more like Ben than Leslie.

[beetsbearsbsg]

Would you rather do it in the Neutral Milk Hotel or in the back of Donna’s Benz ?

Keep in mind: The Neutral Milk Hotel isn't an actual place...

[angelica_rules]

this question is familiar.

back of donna's benz, of course.

[emilyla]

I'll go for the Neutral Milk Hotel because I'm feeling adventurous

[bowlsohard]

I pick the Bemz. Existential sex is too complicated.