Government Shutdown: Would You Rather

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[beetsbearsbsg]

Would you rather spend the day with the Gergiches or the Dwyers?

Keep in mind: The Gergiches cook the most amazing food, but you’ll have to sing bizarre songs like “Eggs, Bacon, and Toast” before every meal and deal with the even more bizarre fact that Jerry/Larry/Terry is so beloved. The Dwyers are fun and boisterous, but they’ll probably accidentally break your ribs while roughhousing with you.

[throwingpens]

Dwyers, I feel like I would fit right in with them. (my family plays sports indoors constantly.)

[angelica_rules]

DWYER-LUDGATES ALL THE WAY! We can play with marshmallow shooters and never clean and have fun.

[beetsbearsbsg]

I own marshmallow shooters, fyi ;)

[bowlsohard]

Me too!!!

[angelica_rules]

why am i only now learning about this important information?

[bowlsohard]

Gergiches. Completely as a social experiment. The Dwyers are too close to my reality. Have you seen my husband? My house? We are the Ludgate-Dwyers.

[americnxidiot]

The Gergiches. My apartment is already a hellhole, so I could totally sing some songs in exchange for good food and a nice, clear, warm house.

[ashisfriendly]

Dwyers. I don't want to sing songs, okay? Also there is probably a Dwyer brother that would make out with me.

**This was for Andy's family right, not April and Andy?

[c00kie]

The Dwyers, because I think I might be able to get one of them to roughhouse with me naked stylez.

[ashisfriendly]

Uh you copied my answer but made it way more sexy.

[c00kie]

Haha. I didn't even see your answer.

[ashisfriendly]

~sistas~

[c00kie]

~sistas~