Comments | lesbiassparrow: Jupiter Asceding

lesbiassparrow

Jupiter Asceding

Feb 09, 2015 17:34

YOU ALL HAVE TO GO SEE THIS MOVIE RIGHT NOW. IT IS SIMPLY THE MOST AMAZINGLY AWFUL FILM YOU HAVE EVER SEEN.

SEAN BEAN IS A BEEMAN. A BEE MAN. I WANT THERE TO BE SUPERCAPITALS SO I CAN TYPE THAT EXTRA BIG BUT THERE ISN'T.

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nutmeg3 February 10 2015, 03:30:37 UTC

I. Can't. Even.

lesbiassparrow February 10 2015, 03:41:48 UTC

It's amazing. Totally insane and amazing and Bean being a spliced beeman is only the least of it.

wistfulmemory February 10 2015, 05:05:08 UTC

All I want to know whether or not he actually survives.

(And I've been here mixed messages about this movie. Everyone agrees that it's terrible, but I see people saying both that I need to see and to stay away.)

chelseagirl February 10 2015, 11:04:29 UTC

I hear that he does.

wistfulmemory February 11 2015, 03:05:47 UTC

Thank you. :)

kirpunz February 10 2015, 11:53:23 UTC

He does! Every time he was on screen we were thinking he was about to bite it, but he lives through it all.

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chelseagirl February 10 2015, 11:05:20 UTC

I've been hearing that it is cracktastic fun; I'm looking forward to seeing Mr. Bean as, um, Stinger. ;-)

lesbiassparrow February 11 2015, 05:50:39 UTC

And Mr Bean as a beeman is not even the 100th most insane thing about this film.

chelseagirl February 11 2015, 11:50:06 UTC

I MUST see it.