Jupiter Asceding

[lesbiassparrow]

YOU ALL HAVE TO GO SEE THIS MOVIE RIGHT NOW. IT IS SIMPLY THE MOST AMAZINGLY AWFUL FILM YOU HAVE EVER SEEN.

SEAN BEAN IS A BEEMAN. A BEE MAN. I WANT THERE TO BE SUPERCAPITALS SO I CAN TYPE THAT EXTRA BIG BUT THERE ISN'T.

Comments

[wistfulmemory]

All I want to know whether or not he actually survives.

(And I've been here mixed messages about this movie. Everyone agrees that it's terrible, but I see people saying both that I need to see and to stay away.)

[chelseagirl]

I hear that he does.

[wistfulmemory]

Thank you. :)

[kirpunz]

He does! Every time he was on screen we were thinking he was about to bite it, but he lives through it all.

[wistfulmemory]

Yay! *happy dance for Sean Bean* :)

[lesbiassparrow]

Let me also assure you he (remarkably) survives. This movie is a must for all lovers of terrible and awesomely amazing things.