Wrath of the Titans: I saw three people fall asleep

[lesbiassparrow]

I think I have pretty conclusively shown that I will watch almost anything. And that I have very low standards when it comes to films. Very, very low standards. Thus when I say a film is crap, I think you can believe that not only is it crap, but that it is crap on a hitherto unknown and unthought of level. Trust me on this: Wrath of the Titans

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[nutmeg3]

OK, if I didn't know better I'd think that you and lage_nom_ai saw the movie at the same theater, because she hated it, too, and she fell asleep!

[lesbiassparrow]

THIS IS THE ONLY POWER OF THIS MOVIE. ITS SOPORIFIC POWERS ARE SECOND TO NONE.

I love cheese, but this is not good cheese. This is the cheese that has been left out overnight, dissolved into a slightly wobbly mess, and begun to give off the fetid smell of despiar.

[raincitygirl]

Giggle!

[lesbiassparrow]

At least someone got pleasure out of my suffering! :)

[cbackson]

SIGH. I was planning to get a teensy bit drunk and see this, but it sounds like maybe it's below even my standards, yes? Before answering, take into account that I recently paid 99 cents for the privilege of reading a book called "Accidentally Married...to a Vampire?".

(I mean, I read it in order to mock it, but still.)

[lesbiassparrow]

You know the way that John Carter of Mars was hilariously cheesy entertainment? This is the soulless reverse of that. No amount of alcohol - no amount of any substance - could make this anything but an agonizing experience that reaches new levels of boredom.

[meret]

LOL! The post just above yours on my flist was someone saying they fell asleep watching it. *g*

[lesbiassparrow]

This is because this film is a soporific that should be available on prescription.

[jenlev]

Ah, you and Lage_nom_ai watched this so I don't have to. Thank you! *veg*

Any movie that out-drecks the Hands of Manos is something to be feared.

[lesbiassparrow]

At least Hands of Manos clearly only cost 50 pence to make! This one probably cost the annual GDP of a small country.

[jenlev]

I would have thought Manos was made for free as a service to humanity. ;)