This is pretty funny the first time around. By the sixth time around, you will have peed a little.

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Because I'm a goldfish, everytime it restarts I'm all, "Oh god. Is he going to turn around this ti--AAAAGHH!"

"Stop it! Stop laying all over my feet ( Read more... )

My parents' local paper, the Berkshire Eagle, never fails to entertain. I unfolded the paper this morning, and the front page story was about two local men who look alike. Like three quarters of the front page. It's like something from the Onion. I mean, it's not as good as the weeklong coverage of the search for a missing emu that was front page ( Read more... )

So, this is an idea that's probably already been had, but Sufjan Stevens is totally Steve Reich with words ( Read more... )

AAAAAAAGH ( Read more... )

Melted soy cheese is a powerful adhesive.

YOU KNOW WHAT SUCKS ABOUT BEING AT YOUR PARENTS' HOUSE?

HOW YOUR MOTHER KEEPS WALKING IN AND NOTING THAT THE THING ON THE COMPUTER SCREEN DOESN'T LOOK LIKE HOMEWORK.

My grandmother, a dignified, imaculately dressed older woman,  on ear hygiene:
"So the doctor asks me, 'Do you ever put bobby pins in your ears?' and I say well yeah, when I was younger of course. Now I take my pinky nail [extends perfectly manicured pinky] and I go ffffffwip! [makes a quick loop in the air, Tiffany bracelets jangle] and you wouldn ( Read more... )

So, I'm feeling optimistic about Lesbian Film In General. I was just perusing the internet to see what Jenny Shimizu is up to these days, and apparently she's in that Itty Bitty Titty Committee (hard to type) movie along with everyone else. I'm pretty excited about the movie because:
a) It actually looks sorta good.
b) Gay Flick + High Production ( Read more... )

Yesterday I showed up to my seminar to find that ten people skipped class in favor of the Red Sox game. Ten!