apparently there's this thing on tonight, and you can get in free if you dress as a schoolgirl. I smell fetish. yummy ( Read more... )

list of free things from customers so far:

- a bunch of pink flowers. from a woman.
- a chocolate gold coin
- a can of coke!

yay! i <3 some people. Not the bitter ones who reply your cheery 'Good Morning' with a 'No, I'm Fine Thanks.' I only wanted to greet you first, silly, before I shove our products down your throat.

I've officially jumped onto the 'I!Have!New!Hair!' bandwagon that many of you seem to be on, or ready to also jump onto. And as most of you guys know, Jess' hair looks amazing even though I haven't seen it in the flesh yet. Not that Jess's hair is made of flesh. Flesh. Now that word sounds wrong. Haha - reminds me of this cleanser I saw the other ( Read more... )

I'm at work, and everyone is away practising for the Christmas Play. I'm alone in the office, and freeloading off the internet for a bit ( Read more... )

I had my first 'proper' class today. For those of you who don't know, I'm apparently teaching English over here for a bit. It was with four and five year olds. They would be so cute if I could have tied them to their damn chairs. Was okay though. I wasn't alone - I was with this middle-aged American man who had brought along his guitar and was ( Read more... )

HELLO ALL ( Read more... )

So I wake up this morning, and realise that my mother has forgotten to hide my modem after letting me on for half an hour last night ( Read more... )

I think I've made a very big mistake. I'm very sorry.

I haven't learnt much in Psychology. Exams in less than a month. Real ones. Not fake ones.
What I do know:

NEVER talk about Bandura in an essay.
NEVER do a Learning Perspective essay.
KILL Mr Masheder.

I don't even like Franz Ferdinand all that much. But it reminds me that I'm too poor to afford $70 (yes, it is quite expensive, no matter how SEXY a song Michael is and how much I like to dance to it) and that I'm STILL (a month) underage come January 31. My cousin and her ID will be overseas in January ( Read more... )

go to sleep, fuckwit.

I have no self control.