Goblin Queen

[lennoxave]

Title: Goblin Queen
Author: lennoxave 
Pairing,Character(s): Santana, Puck, and Brittany, some Brittana
Rating: PG-13 (Santana and Puck curse like sailors, y'all)
Word Count: 3,371
Spoilers: Some minor stuff mentioned in 2.01 "Audition"
Summary: Written for this prompt at the glee_fluff_meme .  Basically, Britt gets lost in the sewers over the summer because she was kidnapped

Comments

I'm the OP and you're my new favourite person.

[anna_sinistra]

OMG you worked in the boob job as a plot point. It's like you read my mind. I was laughing hysterically when they dragged in Jesse. This was the perfect fill for the prompt, thank you so much. I loved the whole thing.

Re: I'm the OP and you're my new favourite person.

[lennoxave]

Haha, I'm glad you liked it! And of course I had to include the boob job. Santana Lopez is fucking awesome and she knows it; this is really the only explanation for the surgery that makes sense. And it's not like she could explain the whole thing to Sue or Quinn or anybody else, really, so that's why she came up with that lame excuse about getting noticed or whatever. That's my head canon and I'm sticking to it. :D

[midnight_malaga]

Man, this was awesome. Santana and Puck's bromance, starting off their quest with minor theft and vandalism, THE CAPSLOCKS! Cracked me up.

[lennoxave]

Yay! Thank you so much!

[vovkulak]

I just loved this. Santana is so kick ass, and I love the one line "Like, Seriously? Who the fuck does this shit happen to?" This fic made me crack up so much. I wasn't expecting Puck to be part of it, but the bantering between them was too funny. And Puck makes a hot, kickass sidekick...when he's not sucking at using nun-chucks.

Great story!

[lennoxave]

Hee! Thank you! It's funny, because before writing this I had no idea how to formulate either Santana's or Puck's voices, and then I just decided, "You know what? They're total BAMFs, and they are going to be AWESOME." And frankly, I think Puck's kind of awesome even if he lacks ninja skillz. :)

Breaking out of lurkdom to comment

[octopusgirl]

You are an amazing person and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

This is my new headcanon. Seriously, Jesse/GK = New OTP.

Re: Breaking out of lurkdom to comment

[lennoxave]

Ha! Thank you for breaking out of lurkdom to comment! I am glad I could supply new and crack-tacular headcanon for you. :)

[rainbrat]

Holycrap that was so epic it deserves mass commenting. I was literally laughing all the way through this.