So... hanging out with skinheads at evo last night. AWKWARD! Them: "WHITEPOWER FUCK THOSE KIKES" me: "holyshitgetmethehelloutofhereinthenicestwaypossiblesoIdontpissthemoffandgetcurbstomped" When I allowed my distaste for skinheads to be known he held up his cell phone to my face (for light) and said "you're blonde haired and blue eyed, what's ( Read more... )

Have you ever looked for patterns in your dating experiences? Things that keep reoccuring each time you get into a relationship? Apart from it falling apart :P I've noticed two in mine, that I've never been the one to end a relationship and that I'm usually attracted to the "alpha-male" for lack of a better term. I've never fallen out of love, I ( Read more... )

He wanted to make french toast. Cracked a few eggs and realized there was no milk. Now he's at the store. Time to snoop around!

Life is just up and down these days! Luckily it's up at the moment. Wonder how long that'll last. Did I mention I got a raise at work? They're gonna regret that if I go back to full time during the summer! They're so desperate to keep their experienced employees because they've all been quiting left, right and center lately. Only three girls ( Read more... )

I've got no mojo left
Got no mojo left for the bar scene anyways
I just want to meet a nice guy (preferably not at a bar)

I like yoga.

I want to be that svelte yoga instructor that has affairs with her married clients.

It's all about setting goals in life guys.

Since its too complicated to post pictures to livejournal, y'all should get a facebook account, add me as a friend and check out the drunken pictures of you I've posted for all the internet to see. (and by all the internet, I mean friends only.)

1. Where is your cell phone?: bag ( Read more... )

That was quite a night. My birthday was pretty good too. Not, got to ride in a limo while making out with a hot guy who's in the army good, but pretty good.