Gross--I agree 17% with Huckabee?!

97% Dennis Kucinich
95% Mike Gravel
81% Chris Dodd
81% John Edwards
79% Barack Obama
78% Hillary Clinton
75% Joe Biden
73% Bill Richardson
34% Rudy Giuliani
27% Ron Paul
24% John McCain
17% Mike Huckabee
15% Mitt Romney
14% Tom Tancredo
6% Fred Thompson

2008 Presidential Candidate Matching Quiz

which I don't really watch, but happened to catch this gem this afternoon:

Jerry: Why did you run him over with your car?

Cracked out lady: Because he all puffed his chest up like he was somebody.

You think if "your" going to make a t-shirt, "your" at least going to f'ing spell-check it.


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So, as angry as I was last year when "Brokeback Mountain" got robbed of Best Picture by "Crash," I wasn't nearly as upset as last night when "Click" got totally robbed of its well-deserved Oscar. The Academy obviously doesn't know what it's doing when "Click" doesn't get an Academy Award.

I sure love when Maury has fat babies on his show.

Just now I was watching a woman defend her decision to feed her 120 pound 4 year old "lots of Starburstses"

Mike and I have a now many-year long debate about which Christmas song is sadder: "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas," or "I'll Be Home for Christmas ( Read more... )

Apparently this quiz has a relatively loose definition of "hit song"

Sorry 2004 by Ruben Studdard
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There's no html for this, but I like it. You should try it. Shelley Jackson, who has a great new novel out, Half Life, has this Mutant Typology Test available online ( Read more... )

We're looking to move all of our stuff from one place (Boulder) to another (Denver) and were looking at houses for rent on CraigsList. There's a 6 bedroom (yes, 6 bedroom) house in Greeley, which is far far away, for 295 a month. That's nuts! Mike wants to move there right now.

I was at a concert in Wyoming last night and this old woman asked me if I was in the junior orchestra. Which is, by the way, composed of 5th and 6th graders.

Seriously?? I look like I'm 11 apparently. Great.