Coming home tomorrow. Yay.

I am dropping Geometry. Go me! I made this decision after a panic-attack/Ativan-induced high (which was FUN ( Read more... )

I hate Magda. I loathe her. And I want her to leave. Wojtek thinks I'm being a greedy, miserly tosser, but he lets the dog walk all over him so his opinion holds no weight here ( Read more... )

My brother has a blog. That is too funny. He almost had a heart attack when he caught me reading it. Teehee ( Read more... )

I have never been so wasted in my entire life. And up to the point where I was vomiting in the bathroom sink, I was having a bloody brilliant night. Good lord. I remember most of what happened too.

THEY'RE GONE!!! My brother and I drove our beloved parents to the airport yesterday, and we won't see them again until Sept. 24. I don't think I've ever been so happy in my life. I have invited several people to my house on Saturday, and I plan to engage in various nefarious activities. Yay! Freedom ( Read more... )

My parents are going to Poland this September for TWO WEEKS!!! Yes! Happy days! This is better than Christmas. For once, I actually can't wait for school to begin in anticipation of the two weeks of glorious freedom that await ( Read more... )

Were the great romances of literature and film based on life? Or were they merely wistful thinking on the part of miserable, lonely people with nothing better to turn to? Honestly, look at Shakespeare, Jane Austen, Charlotte Bronte - brilliant authors with little luck on the romance front. But perhaps I am being too cynical ( Read more... )

Was up at the crack of dawn (i.e. 9:30 am) this morning to take the pooch for a walk (i.e. I walk and the dog pulls me along in violent lurches). Noticed six guys on bikes and one girl jogging. It seems that girls are more sensible than boys: they know that the proper place to be at 9:30 a.m. is BED ( Read more... )

The moshi sleepover was truly fantabulous. I don't think I shall ever forget the sight of Marie standing in the middle of the road screaming "penis!" at 2 am. Or was it 3 am? When I got home the following afternoon, I was delirious from lack of sustenance and sleep. I passed out on my bed and had no idea where I was upon waking up. Therefore, I ( Read more... )